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Pepo
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2118 Posts

Posted - 26/04/2007 :  01:52:17  Show Profile  Send Pepo an ICQ Message Send Pepo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Haha, akoze dost dobre !
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Reyden
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Human

2747 Posts

Posted - 26/04/2007 :  02:27:37  Show Profile  Send Reyden an ICQ Message Send Reyden a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mega! :)))

Zenová povídka: Putuji takhle Severní Koreou a najednou potkám Gurrshaela a Pompa držíce se za ruce řkouce "Ano pane Reydene ... až tady jsme zjistili, že jsme míň než ta krabice u cesty ... vyhrál jsi, Ty jsi víc!". Usmál jsem se a odvětil jim: "Od té doby co nemám žádný cíl, už nebloudím!"
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nekrotyrael
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3896 Posts

Posted - 26/04/2007 :  08:24:56  Show Profile  Visit nekrotyrael's Homepage Send nekrotyrael a Private Message  Reply with Quote
lmao

RL: LVL 1 S/S/S
AO: Ineea, Airashii, Nekrotyrael, Nanorexia

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vlkodlak
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avatarkdpc

556 Posts

Posted - 02/05/2007 :  22:07:21  Show Profile Send vlkodlak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Snad to tu ještě nebylo. A nevim, jestli je to uplně funny, rozhodně to neni zas tak offtopic

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/101637/Internet_Addiction.html
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Mefisto
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767 Posts

Posted - 06/05/2007 :  14:56:07  Show Profile  Send Mefisto an ICQ Message Send Mefisto a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Bronco Carson, a World of Warcraft player from Mexico, reported to police on Saturday that three men broke into his home and beat his arms with clubs and totaled his computer. The reason? Carson had been repeatedly tanking the WoW character of the wife of one of his assailants.

Carson reportedly told police that he had been "making it hard for her to get far in the game." The woman had already threatened Carson online, and Carson said that he had already been constantly harassed in-game two weeks prior to the attack.

And then Carson made the mistake of giving the woman his address, telling the woman that "if her husband was man enough to just come meet me to settle this."

The result? Carson got two broken fingers and a fractured wrist during the assault. His computer and entertainment center were also totaled by his three attackers before they left. "I knew that I might be messed with in the game but I didn't really expect her husband to come looking for me," said Carson. "I couldn't have been more wrong."

"The time for desperation is upon us. Let's play."
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DarkFace
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700 Posts

Posted - 06/05/2007 :  15:44:05  Show Profile  Visit DarkFace's Homepage  Send DarkFace an ICQ Message Send DarkFace a Private Message  Reply with Quote

"I must not Fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is little death that brings total obliteration. I will let it pass through me and over me. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. "
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Kořka
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Orly

1466 Posts

Posted - 07/05/2007 :  21:34:30  Show Profile  Send Kořka an ICQ Message Send Kořka a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Tož to je moc i na mě. To bych si to radši s někým(jako s holkou,zvířata a tak ne-e) rozdal za těch 5K goldů.

Arokh
Estarioll

Edited by - Kořka on 07/05/2007 21:35:10
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nekrotyrael
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3896 Posts

Posted - 07/05/2007 :  21:50:28  Show Profile  Visit nekrotyrael's Homepage Send nekrotyrael a Private Message  Reply with Quote
lol, caring husband

RL: LVL 1 S/S/S
AO: Ineea, Airashii, Nekrotyrael, Nanorexia

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-Mike-
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Posted - 09/05/2007 :  22:15:03  Show Profile  Send -Mike- an ICQ Message Send -Mike- a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://showbizz.centrum.cz/hry/kratke-zpravy/clanek.phtml?id=417996

Krabice je zaklad.
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nekrotyrael
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3896 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2007 :  22:43:36  Show Profile  Visit nekrotyrael's Homepage Send nekrotyrael a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by -Mike-

http://showbizz.centrum.cz/hry/kratke-zpravy/clanek.phtml?id=417996


strana 27

RL: LVL 1 S/S/S
AO: Ineea, Airashii, Nekrotyrael, Nanorexia

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huhla
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163 Posts

Posted - 10/05/2007 :  13:51:59  Show Profile  Send huhla an ICQ Message Send huhla a Private Message  Reply with Quote
tenhle komiks asi znate, ale kdyz se tak pekne drzi tematu
http://www.thenoobcomic.com/daily/strip252.html
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Seth
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Gig

2564 Posts

Posted - 17/05/2007 :  15:53:32  Show Profile  Send Seth an ICQ Message Send Seth a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.ampedesports.com/news/3511/Blizzard-Strikes-Again-Top-Teams-DQed/

Seth
Forgotten

bo=protoze!

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Galilee
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72 Posts

Posted - 18/05/2007 :  14:37:25  Show Profile Send Galilee a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Simpsons in WoW reality

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuIOwy65kTs&eurl=
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MegaDeath
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1989 Posts

Posted - 18/05/2007 :  15:55:55  Show Profile  Send MegaDeath an ICQ Message Send MegaDeath a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Seth

http://www.ampedesports.com/news/3511/Blizzard-Strikes-Again-Top-Teams-DQed/


hustyyy
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Kořka
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Orly

1466 Posts

Posted - 20/05/2007 :  21:54:20  Show Profile  Send Kořka an ICQ Message Send Kořka a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MegaDeath

quote:
Originally posted by Seth

http://www.ampedesports.com/news/3511/Blizzard-Strikes-Again-Top-Teams-DQed/


hustyyy



Lawl, oni maj v té hlavně fakt nasráno
Kanaďani si to zaslouži :o)

Arokh
Estarioll

Edited by - Kořka on 20/05/2007 21:54:53
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Pepo
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Posted - 21/05/2007 :  09:27:59  Show Profile  Send Pepo an ICQ Message Send Pepo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Lol, to je fakt pekne retardovane .... chudaci.
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Rakhen
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917 Posts

Posted - 21/05/2007 :  15:18:19  Show Profile Send Rakhen a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
I have created a character for my 5 year of boy so that he could play along with daddy (I'm lvl60 at the moment) and spend some time together in game, rather than watching cartoons all day.

So I created a Night Elf Hunter for him because I know that Hunters are very simple and easy to level in comparison to other classes, I know that even handicapped people can play their Hunters without experiencing any problems or restrictions.

So after a few weeks and with lot of help my son reached lvl23, so I figured that it would be great if I took him to the Stormwind leveling area instead of Darkshore, so I had a Mage friend portal him to Stormwind and I escorted him to Redridge Mountains/Duskwood for leveling.

The problem is that one day that I was away for groceries, while he was doing some of the Duskwood cemetary Quests(killing Zombies, Skeletons etc) it seems that he got ganged and killed by a Horde multiple times. How do I figured that out?

Well after returning home I found him crying under his bed and being so upset that he was literally shaking. I was so surprized and after calming him down he mentioned that a "big bad monster" kept scaring and killing his character many times. I rushed to check his computer screen and moments after I ressurected his Hunter a lvl?? Tauren Moonkin, was waiting for me and killed me on sight.

The problem is that even though he knows how to follow the red arrow and find his corpse after being killed multiple times by the Moonkin, he simply refuses to recover his body and until now he prefers playing with his wisp form, running around and exploring Azeroth, which I think is ok since he isn't in danger of being ganged anymore.

Not to mention that everytime he sees an aggresive Tauren Moonkin on my computer screen he can barely control himself and starts crying.

What can I do in order to make things like before and cure him of this phobia? My son is afraid of Tauren Moonkins, and the only thing that might rescue us out of that situation is to transfer our accounts to a PVE server, and hope that in time he will start playing his character again, and not just running around on his wisp form.

I send an ingame GM ticket, but he refused to punish the Moonkin player and he told me that my son is underaged and unfit to play this game without my presence.

Please, can you suggest me with an alternative, cause I don't wish to Migrate along with my son to another server.

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DarkFace
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700 Posts

Posted - 21/05/2007 :  20:57:17  Show Profile  Visit DarkFace's Homepage  Send DarkFace an ICQ Message Send DarkFace a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Pepo

Lol, to je fakt pekne retardovane .... chudaci.



Blizzard alebo hraci?

"I must not Fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is little death that brings total obliteration. I will let it pass through me and over me. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. "
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beldor5
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1144 Posts

Posted - 22/05/2007 :  11:22:35  Show Profile  Send beldor5 an ICQ Message Send beldor5 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
to:Rakhen:Ja mam taky fobii z moonkinu a to me jeste zadnej nezabildycky kdyz vidim tu dvoumetrovou slepku tak padam ze zidle

.....
http://volby.kategorie.cz/
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Seth
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Gig

2564 Posts

Posted - 22/05/2007 :  12:08:06  Show Profile  Send Seth an ICQ Message Send Seth a Private Message  Reply with Quote
no mozna je to smutne, ale blizz GM melo pravdu
hrat na pvp serveru je maso obcas i pro dospeleho

imho to byla chyba tatinka ze nechal ratolest hrat na pvp serveru a jeste navic bez dozoru

Seth
Forgotten

bo=protoze!

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Kar-Chee
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Parental3

960 Posts

Posted - 22/05/2007 :  12:46:40  Show Profile Send Kar-Chee a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mne se spis libi tohle :-)

quote:
So I created a Night Elf Hunter for him because I know that Hunters are very simple and easy to level in comparison to other classes, I know that even handicapped people can play their Hunters without experiencing any problems or restrictions.


Planetside 2, Diablo 3
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Gurrshael
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Posted - 22/05/2007 :  12:47:44  Show Profile  Send Gurrshael an ICQ Message Send Gurrshael a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Podle mě to hlavně nebylo myšlené vážně. Ale lidi jsou (h)různí, takže nakonec kdo ví...
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Marigold
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Marigold

3590 Posts

Posted - 24/05/2007 :  00:04:46  Show Profile Send Marigold a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=066_q4DIeqk
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Kořka
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Orly

1466 Posts

Posted - 24/05/2007 :  08:16:55  Show Profile  Send Kořka an ICQ Message Send Kořka a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Marigold

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=066_q4DIeqk



made my day...
Peanut butter jelly time!

Arokh
Estarioll
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Rakhen
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917 Posts

Posted - 24/05/2007 :  10:00:06  Show Profile Send Rakhen a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
A bug where if you attack treants in a duel , all mobs within 200 yards attack you (perhaps only with dragons breath ?). Anyway its a cool bug and really funny :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ0z7Lx0iAI
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yoknudickaa
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856 Posts

Posted - 24/05/2007 :  10:16:06  Show Profile  Send yoknudickaa an ICQ Message Send yoknudickaa a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Rakhen

quote:
A bug where if you attack treants in a duel , all mobs within 200 yards attack you (perhaps only with dragons breath ?). Anyway its a cool bug and really funny :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ0z7Lx0iAI




husty presne tohle se mi vcera stalo byla docela prdel jeste ze sem byl v zone kde byly maly levely...

dueloval sem s warlockem takze to funguje na vic kouzel zjevne

dá si někdo broskvičku?

Me gustaría invitarte a tomar una copa, pero no puedo, soy sólo un fantasma!

go will rule the world once again!! prepare yourself...
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pucek
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967 Posts

Posted - 24/05/2007 :  10:38:58  Show Profile  Send pucek an ICQ Message Send pucek a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jakej bug masla !!! Ja bejt strom a nekdo pouzit ohen v lese tak taky ho jdu sesmahnout. Les je pro zviratka a ne pro pyromany.

WOW - Undead/Warlock [Drakthul]
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Pepo
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Posted - 24/05/2007 :  14:20:38  Show Profile  Send Pepo an ICQ Message Send Pepo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Omg, tie tanecky su huste Ale tauren to vyhrava na plnej ciare
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Stilgar
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1971 Posts

Posted - 24/05/2007 :  22:25:36  Show Profile  Send Stilgar an ICQ Message Send Stilgar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkXPbEb4NyI&mode=related&search=

"go find a mailbox or something to dance on"

[Stilgar]
Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
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vlkodlak
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avatarkdpc

556 Posts

Posted - 30/05/2007 :  10:40:58  Show Profile Send vlkodlak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Rakhen
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Posted - 08/06/2007 :  22:46:07  Show Profile Send Rakhen a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://armory.wow-europe.com/team-info.xml?r=Frostwhisper&ts=5&t=Dot+it+like+its+hawt&select=Dot+it+like+its+hawt
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spajdr
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Benny

3400 Posts

Posted - 09/06/2007 :  01:41:37  Show Profile  Visit spajdr's Homepage  Send spajdr an ICQ Message Send spajdr a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Pepo
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Posted - 09/06/2007 :  14:50:31  Show Profile  Send Pepo an ICQ Message Send Pepo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Rakhen

http://armory.wow-europe.com/team-info.xml?r=Frostwhisper&ts=5&t=Dot+it+like+its+hawt&select=Dot+it+like+its+hawt



Nechapem ...
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Cuk0r
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198 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2007 :  00:03:54  Show Profile  Send Cuk0r an ICQ Message Send Cuk0r a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Rakhen

http://armory.wow-europe.com/team-info.xml?r=Frostwhisper&ts=5&t=Dot+it+like+its+hawt&select=Dot+it+like+its+hawt


whine imo

ale pridam sa

nerf...nefr

Podpisy su pre magorov.
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Pepo
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Posted - 10/06/2007 :  01:07:32  Show Profile  Send Pepo an ICQ Message Send Pepo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jaj, to akoze myslite to zlozenie tymu ?
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Stilgar
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Posted - 10/06/2007 :  05:02:51  Show Profile  Send Stilgar an ICQ Message Send Stilgar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
no nejspis slozeny + jmeno

[Stilgar]
Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
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Pepo
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Posted - 10/06/2007 :  09:36:08  Show Profile  Send Pepo an ICQ Message Send Pepo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
a jo, ja som si to nejako nevsimal
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vlkodlak
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avatarkdpc

556 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2007 :  23:58:57  Show Profile Send vlkodlak a Private Message  Reply with Quote


tohle mě dostalo :)
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Galilee
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Posted - 11/06/2007 :  08:31:54  Show Profile Send Galilee a Private Message  Reply with Quote
180 km/h po ceskych silnicich...dost sileny...(btw...nebylo to tady doufam?)

http://www.autorevue.cz/default.aspx?server=1&article=12322
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Eagle
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Posted - 15/06/2007 :  15:18:08  Show Profile  Send Eagle an ICQ Message Send Eagle a Private Message  Reply with Quote
videl nekdy nekdo undead female warriorku?

UO, SWG, WoW, EVE, DF, LoL
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MegaDeath
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Posted - 15/06/2007 :  17:19:06  Show Profile  Send MegaDeath an ICQ Message Send MegaDeath a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Silly Putty in Gadgetzan

Some slimy, sticky goop that kids like to play with is now for sale in Gadgetzan. Use it to make kids in the orphanage your personal friend. Buy some now! For sale in gadgetzan, or something. But maybe it was another sandy location. Hopefully not someone's nether region. Maybe its a nether storm, but that's one wicked burn. I'd stay away from those goblin "paid assistants," who knows what jungle fever they caught that you could catch. So yea. Buy some silly putty. It's, uh, coolioo! That's what you tauren and tykes say now days right?



A really big mouth somewhere, hopefully dead

The obligatory instance will be a really big mouth. Teeth and taste buds will attack you, but the mouth will be dead. Or it should be. Attack the teeth and taste buds and get wonderous items like tier 1 (again) and reputation to yet another reputation: the anti-teeth and taste buds coalition. You know you want waste time building this reputation, so find this instance somewhere. Hopefully dead.



New classes: Rouge, Droid, locks, loladins, and Huntards

We're finally adding a new class to the game. Five in fact. Enjoy playing as the lustrous female only rouge class, dwarf and tauren only. Rouges use sexy moves to captivate their enemies with their hot bodies. Hot stuff for sure. Locks are the anti-rogue class. Instead of unlocking items, they lock them! Ohohoho how evil and fantastic. Enjoy locking doors that go nowhere 350 times to build your lock skill. It will be fun. Droids are robot versions of your race and are invincible. But if they go in the water, they die. So be careful of rain, urinating people, or obligatory mage tears after reading this patch. Huntards are for a sake of political correctness, so people of all backgrounds and mental capabilities will find a class they can relate to. Loladins will be a new class focusing on emote combat, tickling and laughing at their enemies until they feel pity and give up, or punch the player in the face. Gamble your way to 70!



General Notes

* Added Silly Putty in Gadgetzan

* Added A really big mouth somewhere, hopefully dead instance

* Added Rouge, droid, locks, loladins, and huntard classes

* Changed flight points to make them go the scenic route more often

* Adjusted flight point costs to reflect the longer distances. Longer distances = more money.

* Poor players will no longer be able to speak. Sorry. No begging or gold website advertising.

* Rich players will be exempt from taxes, I mean, durability repair prices.

* Blood elves and Night elves will now be able to marry and have children, as intended. This was an oversight and we forgot elves should still be genetically compatible, no matter the skin color.

* Will of the Forsaken will be removed, due to popular opinion. Replacing it will Emo Feelings of the Forsaken, which makes the /dance emote cooler. I mean, coolioo.



Druid

* New epic swim form. Druids needed another method to escape.

* Bear and cat druids will now catch fleas. Fleas drink your blood. Ouch.

* Moonkin form will be removed.

* Oomkin form will be added as a new 31 point talent for balance. Oomkin form can launch nuclear missiles and go stealth, but red dots appear on targets. 12-18 second casting time, depending on youtube video that we're closely analyzing of star...warcraft 2.2. Instantly drains mana... oom, yea.
* Another distasteful and brown colored armor set will be added. Yes, it will look like poop. Poop is part of nature too.



Hunter

* Removing previous fix of unsummoning pets when mounting. Now when flying, pets will walk on extendable stilts. For protection, they WILL wear kneepads.

* Owls will take damage and lose happiness if eating tootsie pop foods.

* Turtles will eventually win the race, just wait.

* Cockroaches can now be tamed, and are immune to oomkin spells and nukes.



Mage

* New, splendid icon added for blink.

* Conjure sugar has been added. This will make summoned bread and water taste better.

* Teleport: Pizza Hut and Portal: Pizza Hut has been added, because Pizza Hut isn't in enough MMORPGs.

* Each additional point in Improved Frostbolt and Improved Fireball will now reduce the mage's spell damage and intellect by 25%. Yes, that will add up to a -125% intellect, successfully unlocking the huntard class for your account.

* Pyroblast will be instant cast no matter what now, because mages weren't doing enough instantaneous damage in the high thousands.

* Mage global cooldown is now 4 and 3/7ths minutes to compensate for the new pyroblast. It's balance.



Paladin

* The raid color to distinguish paladins will now be hot pink. HOT pink. Mmm. Shake it!

* Removed plate armor for paladins since they all wore priest stuff anyway.

* Retribution paladins have been deleted, replaced with a same level loladin.

* Since it was too hard compared to the horde quest, the alliance quest for epic chargers has been removed. Alliance paladins will now receive, for free, a pink cloud to sit on that glides and leaves a trail of glitter and flowers.

* A free cabbage patch baby doll has been given to every paladin, so they can neglect something just like their CM neglects them.



Priest

* Discipline will be reworked, but will remain ambiguous to what its role is.

* Smite's graphic now shows the hand of a deity pushing on enemies with his finger. That finger could be poking anything.... anything. Ye hath been smitten!

* Clicking children NPCs will result in an instant ban for inappropriate actions.

* Priests will not be allowed to join the UN, just observe.



Rogue

* Triple wielding has been added for level 70 rogues. Hold weapons with your tongue now! Triple wielded weapons have a 99% chance to miss, and a 13.4% chance to blind yourself permanently.

* A new quest has been added to receive an epic quality dagger. It will require clearing every heroic instance twice. The reward is the bendy straw dagger, with an equip bonus of sucking up liquids that are awkwardly stuck to the bottom of containers. I'm looking at you, milkshakes.

* Stabbing things has never been easier. Auto attack is now literally auto attack. It will click sinister strike for you! Just sit back and watch, playing your one-button class like never before.

* Stealth has been renamed to instant win, but only if you get the jump. If you don't, then you probably die. Probably. Unless it's one of those loladins or huntards. lol, stupid loladins.



Shaman

* Deleted.



Warlock

* New creatures to summon! After a long quest involving your flying mount and exploring a new kingdom in the clouds, warlocks can summon Rainbow Bears-that-Care. These bears really care, so they hurt. A lot. Beware of the rainbows they shoot from their adorably fuzzy bellies. Comes in hot pink, purple, baby duck yellow, and robins egg blue varieties.

* We say fear breaks easier now, but secretly we're changing it to never break.

* A new armor set has been added, which looks totally better than the rest, as usual. Too bad only one guild in the world will get it, because they have no lives. Nihilosers.



Warrior

* Ogres grip has been added, allowing two-handed weapons to be dual wielded. But you become fat in the process. Really fat. Try getting laid now, fatty.

* Charge will now sometimes charge in the opposite direction, since lag usually puts you that way anyway. Now if you charge the opposition direction, and lag kicks in, you'll actually hit your target!

* Just because you don't lose enough to mages already, we're making spell reflect have an even more obvious animation.

* Devestate has been removed.

* Devestatingly underwhelming has been added. Using this shows others how boring your class is.



Quest and Item Fixes

* Removed Shaman quests and items.

* Flying mounts are now usable in Azeroth, but if you fly over areas we haven't finished yet, we will cover your screen in big black censored bars. We promise we're not hiding our tastefully taken adult images in those areas.

* Fixed diet Dr. Pepper to really taste like Dr. Pepper.

* Follow quests will now move 50% slower, to reflect how fat and lazy everyone is getting. These quests will also randomly fail, due to heart attacks from the hard work of walking at a slower pace then some of those stupid death scenes in those B-movies. Those movies were only good for their gracious amounts of nudity anyway.



UI changes

* Random gibberish that only mod coders will recognize.

* LFG tool has been removed. In its place, people will just randomly join groups when alone, and will randomly leave their group to join another when in a group. Think of it is a blind date at one of those dating circle get togethers. It's a weird combination, and we're making it happen.



Mac

* Get a PC. It really is better, no matter what those stupid commercials involving the nerdy 40 year old and that washed up punk say. I do like the one when the nerdy 40 year old is really fat. That's funny. Hahaha
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Rakhen
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Posted - 18/06/2007 :  11:09:22  Show Profile Send Rakhen a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c344/KaiCZE/crypts5p.jpg

Wtf?
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Cuk0r
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Posted - 19/06/2007 :  09:23:52  Show Profile  Send Cuk0r an ICQ Message Send Cuk0r a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Rakhen

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c344/KaiCZE/crypts5p.jpg

Wtf?



gayparty

Podpisy su pre magorov.
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MegaDeath
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Posted - 21/06/2007 :  16:45:44  Show Profile  Send MegaDeath an ICQ Message Send MegaDeath a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Rakhen

http://armory.wow-europe.com/team-info.xml?r=Frostwhisper&ts=5&t=Dot+it+like+its+hawt&select=Dot+it+like+its+hawt


vcera sem je potkal
2x
skore s nima mame 1:1
pri prvnim shledani sme dostali silenej kotel, na kazdym z nas bylo behem chvile vic dotek nez buffu a nonstop sme behali ve fearu...
po druhy je fearnuli warri a zas se neprobrali oni
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Marigold
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Marigold

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Posted - 21/06/2007 :  17:34:54  Show Profile Send Marigold a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zásadní problém lock/spriest týmů je že shadow resist to s přehledem řeší... A postavit do arény shadow resist se právě kvůli nim vyplatí

Není nad to když corruption tiká za 40, a nad feary ti vyskakuje "resist, resist"
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Rakhen
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Posted - 22/06/2007 :  10:10:57  Show Profile Send Rakhen a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/3145/wowscrnshot062107192947qw6.jpg

Taky hezký :)
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Seth
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Gig

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Posted - 22/06/2007 :  10:39:48  Show Profile  Send Seth an ICQ Message Send Seth a Private Message  Reply with Quote
mno nejvic me dostalo
warr - 8400hp
shaman - 6400hp

Seth
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bo=protoze!

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Mefisto
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Posted - 23/06/2007 :  10:45:18  Show Profile  Send Mefisto an ICQ Message Send Mefisto a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Seth

mno nejvic me dostalo
warr - 8400hp
shaman - 6400hp


no proti tomu tymu proti kterymu sli naky extra vysoky hp nepotrebujes :)

zvlast s samanem s purge negujicim veskerej paladinskej combat system ( az na crusader strike :) )

"The time for desperation is upon us. Let's play."
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Pepo
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Posted - 27/06/2007 :  18:02:15  Show Profile  Send Pepo an ICQ Message Send Pepo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jif4h1qTH1M

haha
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Shatteren
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Posted - 28/06/2007 :  03:37:36  Show Profile  Visit Shatteren's Homepage Send Shatteren a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Pepo

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jif4h1qTH1M

haha


Added: September 30, 2006

ale neva, i presto porad dobry

REVOLUTION
https://www.blitzunion.com/video


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