Normálka - spravedlnost, právo, duchovno, svatost a férovost (c) by paladins & Blizzard
Paladin jako klasa mi vůbec nevadí, ale názvy jeho abilit mě s ohledem na to že jim rozumím děsně s..ou, protože ve většině případů jsou určeny k naprostým opakům svého názvu
Normálka - spravedlnost, právo, duchovno, svatost a férovost (c) by paladins & Blizzard
Paladin jako klasa mi vůbec nevadí, ale názvy jeho abilit mě s ohledem na to že jim rozumím děsně s..ou, protože ve většině případů jsou určeny k naprostým opakům svého názvu
ty nazvy snad i sedi k tomu, k cemu jsou urceny, problem je spise ve zpusobu pouziti.. to mas jako "jediove" v SWG, vetsinou za ne hral odpad, co se choval hure, nez sithove..
Normálka - spravedlnost, právo, duchovno, svatost a férovost (c) by paladins & Blizzard
Paladin jako klasa mi vůbec nevadí, ale názvy jeho abilit mě s ohledem na to že jim rozumím děsně s..ou, protože ve většině případů jsou určeny k naprostým opakům svého názvu
Ale tam přece nejde vůbec o ty paladiny ale ten comment "Stop...Hammertime", což referuje na mega starou písničku od MC Hammera Can't touch this. Nebo teda TO mě na tom přišlo vtipné, né ti paladini
As a single dwarf, it's difficult to find a suitable girlfriend among the current population. Sure, theres the occasional dwarf chick but she's usually a priest, and you KNOW how hard it is dating someone who's really religious.
"Murphoc, did ye say grace before wolfin' down thatsmoked boar ?" "Drinkin' ale is a sin" "Not tonight Murphoc, I've got a headache". It's a total nightmare.
I'm open to inter-racial relationships, but I mean, the physical logistics of it make me head hurt. I'm not a tall man, and in order for... certain activities to work, I need me women shorter than 6 feet, and without ears that are longer than me beard. That pretty much leaves gnome chicks, and... I may not be as big as a Tauren but I ain't no wee man where it counts. Don't want to be hurtin' no one!
I figger the folks at Blizzard can help me out here. With all those extra night elf bimbos runnin' around... why not turn some of 'em into dwarven foxes? Just do it randomly, during Tuesday mornings or something. Call it "Lucky Polymorph" or "Female Normalization". Help me out!
"I must not Fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is little death that brings total obliteration. I will let it pass through me and over me. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. "
"I must not Fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is little death that brings total obliteration. I will let it pass through me and over me. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. "
I often play PUGs, and I encounter a lot of bad players on the opposite team. But, I just can't take it when they're female gnomes. I have a heart, and it just feels so bad killing those small buggers, especially around christmas times.
My story begins with me playing my shaman. I run up to a female gnome mage and slay her without her being able to do anything. Now I do this another 5-6 times and that poor female gnome mage is like the only alliance who dares to step outside their flagroom (EVERYONE DEFEND FTW!)
It is a really bad player, I don't even have to try very hard and could just autoattack kill the poor female gnome. She tries to channel fireballs, I ES and she wont even channel another fireball before my ES is ready again. She never silences and overall she's like one of the worst players I ever seen. (but at least she tries to move out from the flagroom and WIN the game!)
So, I just can't take it anymore. I see that gnome mage running up to me for like the 7-8th time and I look at the scoreboard, the mage got like 0 HKs and 10 deaths. She starts channeling a fireball and I just let it hit me. And let another fireball hit me. She doesn't have very good gear, it's noticable - still decent gear though. I hit her 2-3 times, with windfury deactivated to not get some lucky instant killing WF crits.
And I die after a time. I don't know why. Somehow in my mind I see this dad, who actually plays the character, who sits with his kid and lets him play. Because it was really THAT bad play, slow reactions and everything.
And that female gnome.. I just couldn't.
I respawn again, the score is 2-0 at this time and we're really dominating the game. The female gnome, who still is the only alliance stepping out of the flagroom, is now in our base, running VERY slowly and stopping on every corner. Which only makes me believe even more it's a someone showing a small kid the game. Move around the corner, standing still for a few seconds, move a bit further. The only reason she managed to get this far, was because all other 9 hordes are killing the defenders in their flagroom.
I follow the gnome (looking at the female gnome around the corners by rotating my camera) slowly into our flagroom. She entered our base from the ramp, and from entering it took probably 1 minute to get into our flagroom - which for a "normal" player takes a few seconds tops.
Now she stands in front of our flag, totally still. Nothing happening for 10 seconds, and in my mind I'm so sure that it's the dad saying "Good kid, now rightclick on this flag and run fast back to our base!". I'm so sure of it, I can't believe anyone who's level 60 can play this badly and move around so slow if they level hours & days by themselves.
She picks up the flag, and I run in. Hey, can't have them capture without having to fight for it. The female gnome mage stops, looks at me for a bit and after 4-5 seconds starts channeling a fireball. After a epic battle of attempting to make it look like a epic battle, she brings me down. She slowly moves closer to my corpse, then a bit closer and then loots my corpse. She turns around, stands there 3-4 seconds before she runs the 10 yards to reach the tunnel in our flagroom. Stands still another 4 seconds then she turns facing the tunnel and after another 3 seconds she starts running forward.
I'm so sure now, but no matter - a player that bad and who's the only one who actually is trying to win the game needs to be rewarded for the fighting spirit.
"/bg Hey guys, the one who picked up our flag is a friend of mine, it's his little kid playing. He loves this game and is it ok if we let him score 1 time to make a little kid happy? It's christmas week after all."
Ok, it's a lie. I don't know the guy, and I don't know if it's a kid. It can just as well be a really bad player. But believe it or not, the brutal hordes all show a great heart. The female gnome runs through the middle to their tunnel, which takes probably a 3 minutes. The hordes are all ganking people who's defending their flagroom now, it's actually quite a slaughter. All of the hordes, including me, are in their flagroom killing everyone trying to get in there.
Then our favorite gnome comes running into the room, she almost hits the glasswindow straight ahead before he stop. Waits 3 seconds, turns 90 degrees to 3 seconds later walk straight into the middle of the room. He walks a bit to far to the west, so it takes another 3 seconds and he moves backwards a few steps with all the hordes watching. She turns around facing their flag. Moves forward, stops for a second, then moves forward again and the female gnome mage captures the horde flag!
Horde picks up the respawning flag and runs back to the base with a female gnome mage untouched shooting fireballs after them. Some people stops to /wave and /dance with the female gnome mage, and let her kill them - as she don't have the speed to keep up with the flag carrier.
Horde wins 3-1, but one little happy mage ended 4th in killing blows (among alliance) with her 8 KBs and 17 deaths. Maybe it wasn't a kid playing, maybe it was a handicapped person, maybe it was a regular person watching TV while playing, or maybe someone who just opened a ebay account. I have no clue.
Those that rang the AQ gong will be able to access this title. The reason that this title is not something everyone can earn is two-fold:
First, we want these types of titles to be very unique and special in nature.
Second, we have a limited amount of slots in which to have titles available to people (thus why everyone can't just choose any PvP title they wish.) So, we want to continue to make titles available, have room to add new and unique titles and keep them as special as possible.
Overall, we intend to add titles to the system for various things where we can. Some will be very, very specialised such as the Scarab Lord title and others will be more accessible via such things as the Arena system provided you earn it by climbing the ladder.
JO už jsme ho dávali jako raid, ale bohužel lvl 1 rusáci nebo kdož to byl, se bavili tim že k němu nazí skákali a healovali ho. Fakt demence, 3x jsme to zkoušeli a pak došla trpělivost, aliance FTW !
Neboj sa NINJA, my mame to iste za hordu na alonsuse, sme sa ho snazili davat pred UC .... ale ako oni to mozno ani nerobili narocky, ale proste ty lvl 15 noobovia boli zvedavy tak tam k nemu chodili a chcipali .... a potom ked bol v azshare tak kym sme k nemu dobehli tak sa despawnol
JO už jsme ho dávali jako raid, ale bohužel lvl 1 rusáci nebo kdož to byl, se bavili tim že k němu nazí skákali a healovali ho. Fakt demence, 3x jsme to zkoušeli a pak došla trpělivost, aliance FTW !
JO už jsme ho dávali jako raid, ale bohužel lvl 1 rusáci nebo kdož to byl, se bavili tim že k němu nazí skákali a healovali ho. Fakt demence, 3x jsme to zkoušeli a pak došla trpělivost, aliance FTW !
ač vůbec nevím o co se jedná, tohle mě rozsekalo
Ten demon je Kazzakuv bracha. Kdyz nekoho zabije, healne se tim.
Co to je vubec za event? Resp. co ma spolecneho ten bubak s otevrenim brany? Co se stane kdyz ho zabijete? (ano jsem linej cist english web :)
Zenová povídka: Putuji takhle Severní Koreou a najednou potkám Gurrshaela a Pompa držíce se za ruce řkouce "Ano pane Reydene ... až tady jsme zjistili, že jsme míň než ta krabice u cesty ... vyhrál jsi, Ty jsi víc!". Usmál jsem se a odvětil jim: "Od té doby co nemám žádný cíl, už nebloudím!"
Co to je vubec za event? Resp. co ma spolecneho ten bubak s otevrenim brany? Co se stane kdyz ho zabijete? (ano jsem linej cist english web :)
To je prostě kazzak s jiným skinem ("původní" kazzak odešel do outlandu), se stejným lootem jako kazzak a akorát může bejt různě asi na 10mi místech na světě místo aby dřepel na zadku v blasted lands.
Jojo, a myslim ze je aj trosku boostnuty, sice nie o moc ale je. A este beha s dvoma petama, ktory sa daju ale samostatne pullnut a nie su tazky. A na kazdom mieste nie je moc dlho, je tam a potom sa portne niekam do prdele.
Ale zasa taky Doomwalker v TBC bete bol o niecom inom ;)
"I must not Fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is little death that brings total obliteration. I will let it pass through me and over me. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. "
"I must not Fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is little death that brings total obliteration. I will let it pass through me and over me. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. "
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