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Inkv
Starting Member
41 Posts |
 Posted - 15/06/2004 : 14:19:30
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Originally posted by Colldor
stary ... :)
...ale dobre.
Aj tak, najlepsie je totoq :http://www.ryano.net/iraq/
Na tom som sa nasmial asi hodinu  |
Bye dp 4eva' :P |
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Drizzt
Junior Member
857 Posts |
Posted - 15/06/2004 : 18:53:06
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quote:
Originally posted by Artuhr
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/25/
Tohle je fakt uz konec
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AO: Jingei 220/70/30 Doctor [RK1-Cza]
WoW: Jingej 90 Shaman [DT-Black Division]
DDO: Jingej 20 bard/bard/barb/fvs [Thelanis-Boiians]
VG: Jingej Psionicist
GW: Jingej 80 Thief
ESO: Jingej V16 Dragonknight |
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Gil-galad
Starting Member
30 Posts |
Posted - 15/06/2004 : 23:01:04
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Girl: Hi
Boy: hello
Boy: who is this?
Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know?
Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Girl: well sorrrrrry
Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
Boy: why?
Girl: nevermind your an asshole
Boy: Hey wait a minute
Girl: yes?
Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Girl: paranoid?
Boy: yes
Girl: f what?
Girl: me?
Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
Girl: LOL
Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me!
Boy: This shit is serious!
Girl: What are you hiding from?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: gimme a fucking break
Boy: I'm serious.
Girl: I don't get it
Boy: The cops are after me.
Girl: For what?
Boy: I'm wanted in three states
Girl: For???
Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.
Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You are fucking sick.
Boy: Send me your picture.
Girl: why?
Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
Girl: One of what?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
Boy: Then send me your picture.
Girl: hold on
Boy: Hurry up.
Boy: Are you there?
Boy: fuck you, cop!
Girl: Hey sorry
Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy: Weren't you!?
Girl: thats not it
Boy: Then what?
Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy: Most cops aren't
Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Boy: Then send me the picture.
Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
Boy: Just send it through here.
Girl: alright *PIC*
Girl: Did you get it?
Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?
Girl: that hurt my feelings.
Boy: Did it?
Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl: yes
Boy: Alright let me find it.
Girl: kks
Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Girl: this isn't you.
Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Girl: You don't look like that.
Boy: How the hell do you know?
Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go fuck yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole.
Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No you aren't
Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Boy: HAARRRRR!
Girl: I'm done with you
Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec
Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over?
Girl: No
Boy: I'll eat your pussy
Girl: You'll what?
Boy: You heard me.
Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.
Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different ways.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don't know
Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I'm afraid to
Boy: Why?
Girl: cause
Boy: cause why?
Girl: well lets see
Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Boy: Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Girl: I didn't say that
Boy: So is that a yes?
Girl: I guess so.
Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!! |
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Stilgar
Average Member
1971 Posts |
Posted - 16/06/2004 : 02:25:24
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Gile, tebe sem tu uz dlouho nevidel, prvni prskevek a zrovna  |
[Stilgar]
Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
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Inkv
Starting Member
41 Posts |
Posted - 16/06/2004 : 17:13:33
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Harrrrrrrrr !!  Nenormalne !
Stilgar : nemas este dakde tu flash animaciu, ked si odisiel ?  Ten stary odkaz nefunguje |
Bye dp 4eva' :P |
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sword
Nerizena Puma
666 Posts |
Posted - 16/06/2004 : 21:15:08
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Vážení hráči,
žádáme Vás, pokud chcete vzájemně trénovat a naleznete v cechu partnera (partnery) pro tréning, přesuňte se prosím na jiné místo. Několik desítek současně makrujících postav v jednom místě rozhodně neprospívá boji s lagy.
Ze je to porad bavi..... |
Sid: mokrani to jee ten nejlepsi poyitek ye hry..pukx not dead ty v*le
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Colldor
Gimp
2165 Posts |
Posted - 16/06/2004 : 21:28:36
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Cyb0r 4eva'
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. |
Colldor, Allerious, Turrin Bagalmon [UO - DP] (retired)
Colldor, Enforcer <CzA> [Anarchy Online] (retired)
Kremilek, Troll Warrior <Zdechliny> [WoW] (retired)
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San-Raal
New Member
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Sir.Thomik
věčný kritik
924 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2004 : 11:50:52
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quote:
Originally posted by San-Raal
http://everyday.wz.cz/
docela prca :)
Tak to je peklo. |
Klub Status Online je nejdulezitejsi. [Senior member]. |
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Sid Vicious
Starting Member
42 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2004 : 13:30:02
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quote:
Originally posted by San-Raal
http://everyday.wz.cz/
docela prca :)
chudak kluk...docela ho lituju
tohle mit doma tak uz budto sedim, nebo bydlim na ulici |
Sid Vicious (Guildmaster of Templars) |
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Artuhr
Junior Member
706 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2004 : 16:54:59
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| to je uz,ale na leceni.... |
Tady si nepotrebuju honit svoje Ego.
Zde muze byt i vase reklama. |
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Tragedy
Moderator
2637 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2004 : 17:15:35
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| Trochu mi to pripomina knihy "Mladi v hajzlu" :) |
Tragedy
"Killing is my business...
...and business is good!" |
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Inkv
Starting Member
41 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2004 : 17:51:08
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quote:
Originally posted by San-Raal
http://everyday.wz.cz/
docela prca :)
Par krat sa mi to stalo...   |
Bye dp 4eva' :P |
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mechac
New Member
375 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2004 : 23:45:47
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quote:
Originally posted by Sid Vicious
quote:
Originally posted by San-Raal
http://everyday.wz.cz/
docela prca :)
chudak kluk...docela ho lituju
tohle mit doma tak uz budto sedim, nebo bydlim na ulici
Ty nebydlis na ulici?
Punk is dead! |
Mechac, The Druid Templar forever
Cyphisek - FFXI tired
Nouvej - CS too old :op
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Sid Vicious
Starting Member
42 Posts |
Posted - 18/06/2004 : 07:21:01
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Ty nebydlis na ulici?
Punk is dead!
proc myslis smejde
radsi se zacni pakovat...pojedeme do zahranici
!PunX not Dead! |
Sid Vicious (Guildmaster of Templars) |
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Sagger
Ci-ua-ua
925 Posts |
Posted - 18/06/2004 : 09:30:46
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quote:
Originally posted by Sid Vicious
quote:
Originally posted by San-Raal
http://everyday.wz.cz/
docela prca :)
chudak kluk...docela ho lituju
tohle mit doma tak uz budto sedim, nebo bydlim na ulici
Spis chudak matka . Vzij se do jeji role a predstav si mit doma takovyho fagana |
1st Lokian Platoon, IHC
www.imperialhighcommand.com |
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Colldor
Gimp
2165 Posts |
Posted - 18/06/2004 : 10:18:36
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| presne tak, takovyho dementa ktery celej den pari q III a sere na maturitu ( a nasledovne ji neudela ... ) by mela rovnou mlatit ;b |
Colldor, Allerious, Turrin Bagalmon [UO - DP] (retired)
Colldor, Enforcer <CzA> [Anarchy Online] (retired)
Kremilek, Troll Warrior <Zdechliny> [WoW] (retired)
Colldor, Zealot <Skull> [WHO] (retired) |
Edited by - Colldor on 18/06/2004 10:19:14 |
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Sid Vicious
Starting Member
42 Posts |
Posted - 18/06/2004 : 13:39:53
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quote:
Originally posted by Colldor
presne tak, takovyho dementa ktery celej den pari q III a sere na maturitu ( a nasledovne ji neudela ... ) by mela rovnou mlatit ;b
rofl...Colld psycholog |
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Colldor
Gimp
2165 Posts |
Posted - 18/06/2004 : 14:12:10
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quote:
Originally posted by Sid Vicious
quote:
Originally posted by Colldor
presne tak, takovyho dementa ktery celej den pari q III a sere na maturitu ( a nasledovne ji neudela ... ) by mela rovnou mlatit ;b
rofl...Colld psycholog
to vis ;b mam na to nadani  |
Colldor, Allerious, Turrin Bagalmon [UO - DP] (retired)
Colldor, Enforcer <CzA> [Anarchy Online] (retired)
Kremilek, Troll Warrior <Zdechliny> [WoW] (retired)
Colldor, Zealot <Skull> [WHO] (retired) |
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sword
Nerizena Puma
666 Posts |
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Pertha
Moderator
7950 Posts |
Posted - 18/06/2004 : 14:20:54
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| spratek, serezat trikrat denne misto jidla smejda |
Rock is overpowerd, please nerf. Paper is fine.
Yours, Scissors.
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sword
Nerizena Puma
666 Posts |
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Pertha
Moderator
7950 Posts |
Posted - 18/06/2004 : 16:51:30
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quote:
Originally posted by sword
quote:
Originally posted by Pertha
spratek, serezat trikrat denne misto jidla smejda
tak tu mas jeste jeden
http://steinbeckdaily.tripod.com/steinbeckdaily/Sipaci2.htm
ja mel na mysli toho co neposloucha matku |
Rock is overpowerd, please nerf. Paper is fine.
Yours, Scissors.
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Artuhr
Junior Member
706 Posts |
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Colldor
Gimp
2165 Posts |
Posted - 18/06/2004 : 18:59:49
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quote:
Originally posted by Artuhr
http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.html
Pro milovniky hudby a zoofilie
TO SNAD NE ... zase * pum cc, pum cc, lalal la la ... * |
Colldor, Allerious, Turrin Bagalmon [UO - DP] (retired)
Colldor, Enforcer <CzA> [Anarchy Online] (retired)
Kremilek, Troll Warrior <Zdechliny> [WoW] (retired)
Colldor, Zealot <Skull> [WHO] (retired) |
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Khaot
Average Member
1947 Posts |
Posted - 18/06/2004 : 20:28:39
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Lucky: Rceni
Edit: Nectete to tak, jak je to cesky prelozene :)
Damage to speak - Skoda mluvit
Relax in the living room - Odpocivej v pokoji
Where she married herself, here she married herself - Kde sevzala,tu se
vzala
Slovni spojeni
Unvomitable truth - Nezvratna pravda
Welded wine - Svarene vino
Hand-bag TV - Kabelova televize
From-under-her laundry - Spodni pradlo
Pulling birds - Tazni ptaci
Selective driving - Vyberove rizeni
Sausage of lovers - Parek milencu
Osobnosti
Paincelebrate Soup - Boleslav Polivka
Tunecelebrate Littlecarrot - Ladislav Mrkvicka
Peacecelebrate Little Miner - Miroslav Hornicek
Springcelebrate Hedgehog - Jaroslav Jezek
Vety a fraze
She is lubricated like a fox - Je mazana jako liska
He vomited a long postcard on her - Vrhl na ni dlouhy pohled
Your eyes September - Tve oci zari
She was sitting on between - Sedela na mezi
Iam not smelling myself in my leather today - Necitim se dnes ve sve kuzi
World champion in tanks on ice - Mistr sveta v tancich na lede
Jednoslovni nazvy
Simplegreekness - Prostorekost
Behind-without-baking - Zabezpeceni
Meeter - Potkan
Aftersteak - Porizek
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Cawyr
New Member
217 Posts |
Posted - 19/06/2004 : 13:53:32
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| sem si rikal, kdo je natolik dementni aby sem hodil hestekor - Atuhr , to vlastne neni zas tak prekvapivy -) |
Never argue with idiots. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Le Mon, elite soldat |
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Artuhr
Junior Member
706 Posts |
Posted - 20/06/2004 : 09:20:08
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| Takze je vlastne vse vporadku..... |
Tady si nepotrebuju honit svoje Ego.
Zde muze byt i vase reklama. |
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Tragedy
Moderator
2637 Posts |
Posted - 21/06/2004 : 13:07:42
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Toto je kopie skutecné rádiové konverzace mezi americkou námorní lodí a Kanadany - nedaleko pobreží Newfoundlandu, ríjen 1995.
KANADANÉ: Prosím, odklonte Váš kurz o 15 stupnu smerem na jih, abyste se vyhnuli kolizi.
AMERICANÉ: Doporucuji, abyste Vy odklonili Váš kurz o 15 stupnu na sever, abyste predešli kolizi.
KANADANÉ: Zamítnuto. Vy musíte odklonit kurz o 15 stupnu na jih, abyste predešli kolizi.
AMERICANÉ: Tady je Kapitán americké námorní lodi. Znovu opakuji - odklonte Váš kurz.
KANADANÉ: Zamítnuto. Opakuji - VY MUSÍTE odklonit kurz.
AMERICANÉ: Tady je letecký transportér USS Lincoln - Atlantická námorní flotila Spojených Státu. Jsme doprovázeni tremi torpédoborci, tremi križníky s plnou leteckou podporou. Trvám na tom, abyste VY zmenili kurz o 15 stupnu severne - opakuji, 15 stupnu na sever nebo pocítejte s opatreními, která zajistí bezpecnost naší skupiny.
KANADANÉ: My jsme maják. - Cekám Vaší odpoved. |
Tragedy
"Killing is my business...
...and business is good!" |
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Octopuss
rumový kanál
2749 Posts |
Posted - 21/06/2004 : 13:21:25
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| lol ! |
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Drizzt
Junior Member
857 Posts |
Posted - 21/06/2004 : 13:32:42
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quote:
Originally posted by Tragedy
Toto je kopie skutecné rádiové konverzace mezi americkou námorní lodí a Kanadany - nedaleko pobreží Newfoundlandu, ríjen 1995.
KANADANÉ: Prosím, odklonte Váš kurz o 15 stupnu smerem na jih, abyste se vyhnuli kolizi.
AMERICANÉ: Doporucuji, abyste Vy odklonili Váš kurz o 15 stupnu na sever, abyste predešli kolizi.
KANADANÉ: Zamítnuto. Vy musíte odklonit kurz o 15 stupnu na jih, abyste predešli kolizi.
AMERICANÉ: Tady je Kapitán americké námorní lodi. Znovu opakuji - odklonte Váš kurz.
KANADANÉ: Zamítnuto. Opakuji - VY MUSÍTE odklonit kurz.
AMERICANÉ: Tady je letecký transportér USS Lincoln - Atlantická námorní flotila Spojených Státu. Jsme doprovázeni tremi torpédoborci, tremi križníky s plnou leteckou podporou. Trvám na tom, abyste VY zmenili kurz o 15 stupnu severne - opakuji, 15 stupnu na sever nebo pocítejte s opatreními, která zajistí bezpecnost naší skupiny.
KANADANÉ: My jsme maják. - Cekám Vaší odpoved.
kecy |
AO: Jingei 220/70/30 Doctor [RK1-Cza]
WoW: Jingej 90 Shaman [DT-Black Division]
DDO: Jingej 20 bard/bard/barb/fvs [Thelanis-Boiians]
VG: Jingej Psionicist
GW: Jingej 80 Thief
ESO: Jingej V16 Dragonknight |
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Jules Winfield
New Member
110 Posts |
Posted - 21/06/2004 : 13:56:41
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| bejt kanadou, tak ten majak radsi fakt odklonim tech 15 stupnu na zapad |
# jw [off] |
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budvar
Starting Member
40 Posts |
Posted - 21/06/2004 : 15:22:13
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules Winfield
bejt kanadou, tak ten majak radsi fakt odklonim tech 15 stupnu na zapad
na sever |
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Transylvanec
New Member
263 Posts |
Posted - 21/06/2004 : 17:10:54
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quote:
Originally posted by Tragedy
Toto je kopie skutecné rádiové konverzace mezi americkou námorní lodí a Kanadany - nedaleko pobreží Newfoundlandu, ríjen 1995.
KANADANÉ: Prosím, odklonte Váš kurz o 15 stupnu smerem na jih, abyste se vyhnuli kolizi.
AMERICANÉ: Doporucuji, abyste Vy odklonili Váš kurz o 15 stupnu na sever, abyste predešli kolizi.
KANADANÉ: Zamítnuto. Vy musíte odklonit kurz o 15 stupnu na jih, abyste predešli kolizi.
AMERICANÉ: Tady je Kapitán americké námorní lodi. Znovu opakuji - odklonte Váš kurz.
KANADANÉ: Zamítnuto. Opakuji - VY MUSÍTE odklonit kurz.
AMERICANÉ: Tady je letecký transportér USS Lincoln - Atlantická námorní flotila Spojených Státu. Jsme doprovázeni tremi torpédoborci, tremi križníky s plnou leteckou podporou. Trvám na tom, abyste VY zmenili kurz o 15 stupnu severne - opakuji, 15 stupnu na sever nebo pocítejte s opatreními, která zajistí bezpecnost naší skupiny.
KANADANÉ: My jsme maják. - Cekám Vaší odpoved.
Tohle mam nekde na svem pc v avicku. |
TransylvanecIII.
LordDeathSlayer
http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=56D12CFC-9A44-4960-A06C-90E5E71B3820
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ToHor
reMember
488 Posts |
Posted - 21/06/2004 : 18:41:34
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| ty mas doma pocitac??? |
ego tycoon |
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Colldor
Gimp
2165 Posts |
Posted - 21/06/2004 : 20:26:14
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Awer
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Posted - 22/06/2004 : 17:48:09
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Jaká je Tvá inteligence? Kontrola!
> > Podivame se jak jsi na tom po intelektualni strance a to pomocí
> > jednoduchych otazek. Musis na otazky odpovidat spontalne bez velkeho
> > premysleni - co nejrychleji.
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> > JDEM NA TO!!!
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> > 1. Ucastnis se zavodu v behu. Predbehnes druheho, na kterem miste
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> > Pokud jsi odpovedel(a), ze dobehnes jako prvni, pak je to uplne
> > spatne! Protoze jsi predbehl(a) druheho a tak ses dostal na jeho
> > misto, dobehnes do cile jako druhy(a).
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> > Tak a u te druhe otazky zkus o trosku dele premyslet. Jdem na to....
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> > 2. Kdyz predbehnes posledniho, na jakem miste dobehnes do cile?
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> > Pokud jsi odpovedel(a), ze jako predposledni, zase jsi se spletl(a).
> > Trosku premyslej....jak muzes posledniho predbehnout? Pokud jsi az
> > za poslednim, pak ten clovek neni posledni. Odpoved neni mozna.
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> > Tak budem pokracovat: bez poznamek, bez kalkulacky, proste jen v
> > duchu pocitej a zapis si vysledek.
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> > 3) Mas 1000. Plus 40.
> > Jeste jednou plus 1000.
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> > Zase spatne! Spravny vysledek je 4100. Vem si kalkulacku a
> > prepocitej to jeste jednou.
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> > Nezoufej - tady je posledni ukol:
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> > 4. Otec Moniky ma pet dcer:
> > - Lelu
> > - Lalu
> > - Lulu
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> > Otazka: Jak se jmenuje pata dcera?
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> > Cože to máš za školu?
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> > To bude asi nějakej omyl, nééé?
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> > JSI NEJSLABŠÍ A ZAPLAŤ PANÁKA ! ! !
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> > Pokud jsi (ale tomu nikdo nevuěří) odpověděl(a) na vše bezchybně,
> > pak nejsi normální. Dej si ty panáky klidně dva a jdi do sebe.
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> > Přeji pěkný den.
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Transylvanec
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Inkv
Starting Member
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Posted - 22/06/2004 : 20:07:09
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quote:
Originally posted by Awer
Jaká je Tvá inteligence? Kontrola!
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> > Přeji pěkný den.
Platim ... |
Bye dp 4eva' :P |
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Speh
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Stilgar
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1971 Posts |
Posted - 23/06/2004 : 10:06:35
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quote:
Originally posted by Speh
http://www.neklidsnow.com/test/cheater.wmv
nepotesi
to je HODNE vousaty video |
[Stilgar]
Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
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Colldor
Gimp
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Posted - 23/06/2004 : 10:14:27
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quote:
Originally posted by Speh
http://www.neklidsnow.com/test/cheater.wmv
nepotesi
lol
pride my to jako fake, ale i tak je to husty ... |
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Drizzt
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Posted - 23/06/2004 : 13:24:20
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Colldor
Gimp
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Posted - 23/06/2004 : 15:58:49
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Freak o nature !
http://www.collegehumor.com/?pg=victorias |
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Octopuss
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Tragedy
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Tartaros
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Posted - 24/06/2004 : 15:05:58
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these are words rearranged to become other words/sayings... (like scrabble!)
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters:
EVIL'S AGENT
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter only once):
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
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Colldor
Gimp
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Posted - 24/06/2004 : 16:33:35
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L0rd of teh Ringz0r: F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng
[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"
Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "***!?"
[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire
**Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "***?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire
[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "***?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"
[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"
[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"
[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"
**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "***"
Frodo has left the server
**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "***... hax!"
**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "
[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "Teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"
**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"
[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "**sigh, noob"
[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"
[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"
[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"
[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"
**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "Teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
**The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks
Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "***?"
Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"
**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D'oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected
[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"
[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"
uruk hai: "leet!"
[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him
Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ur hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "STFU noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"
**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
**Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
**Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"
[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him]
Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"
Sam: "Sif!"
Frodo: "Oh, ffs noob!"
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Speh
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