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Rodier
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 Posted - 25/04/2005 : 00:53:50
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F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng
F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng
[on: 27.06.2004, 23:48:30]
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[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"
Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "***!?"
[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire
**Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "***?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire
[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "***?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"
[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"
[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"
[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"
**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "***"
Frodo has left the server
**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "***... hax!"
**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "
[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"
**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"
[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "**sigh, noob"
[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"
[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"
[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"
[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"
**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
**The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs <.>
"
**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks
Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "***?"
Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"
**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D'oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected
[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"
[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"
uruk hai: "leet!"
[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him
Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "STFU noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"
**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
**Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
**Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"
[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets
into a boat. Sam 'sees' him]
Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"
Sam: "Sif!"
Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!"
3Nd!!!!11
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First of all, who cares? Goodbye! Don't let the door hit you in the ass when you leave!
Secondly, you will still buy this. Stop fishing for attention you lonely little troll.
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Rodier
Moderator
4328 Posts |
Posted - 25/04/2005 : 00:56:29
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a pokracovani
L0rd 0f teh Ringz0rz
Teh Tw0 T0werz
[Somewhere, under the mountains]
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf: "U. R. PWNED!"
[Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are running across Rohan]
Gimli: "FFS speed hax!"
Legolas: "LOL, N00b!"
**Aragorn spots the fallen broach
Aragorn: "Sif teh leaves of Lorien fall. They give +2!"
[At Isengard, Saruman is with a group of Wildmen of Dunland]
Saruman: "Teh Rohirrim are tards!"
Dunlander: "Sif leet! Damn retards!"
Saruman: "Joo bring teh pwn. Go and pwn those n00bs!"
Crowd of Dunlanders: "WOOT!"
[At Edoras]
**Eowyn visits the stricken Theodred in his chambers
Eowyn: "OMGOMGOMGOMG u got pwned! "
**Eowyn and Eomer go to Theoden-king
Eowyn: "Theodred just got pwnt!"
Grima: "Sif! Saruman is teh leet!"
Eomer: "Teh orkz0rs are pwning us! They wear Saruman's clag tag: {S}"
Grima: "FFS, Theoden is AFK."
Eomer: "Joo = Saurman's tard. And joo want netsecks with my sister, fag!"
Grima: "Sif pwn me. I R Admin!"
Grima: "I r teh leet."
[Grima logs in as admin]
[Eomer is kicked from Edoras]
[Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are running across Rohan still]
Gimli: "..."
Legolas: "FFS, Hide!"
Aragorn: "Sif! Hey foos, sup?"
Eomer: "WTF tard."
Eomer: "Clan {S} Are teh pwn in Rohan. Theoden has been hacked. WTF u doing here?"
Aragorn: "We r teh tracking teh Uruk-hai."
Eomer: "Teh Uruk-hai are teh dead."
Legolas: "OMG"
Aragorn: "And teh hobbits?"
Eomer: "Wtf is a hobbit?"
[Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas find the spot where the Rohirrim slew the Uruk-Hai]
**Aragorn kicks a helmet
Aragorn: "OMFGBSHAX, my toe! Arrrgh!"
Legolas: "Sigh. Tard."
**Aragorn searches, finds the ropes
Aragorn: "OMG, B&D!"
Legolas: "LOL, sif."
Aragorn: "And then they went into teh Fangorn forest."
Gimli: "WTF. GG FN tards."
[Merry and Pippin are running through Fangorn Forest]
Merry: "WTFBBQHAX"
Pippin: "Ssh."
Grishnákh: "Argh! Yuo=pwned!"
Treebeard: "Sif."
Treebeard [Stomps] Grishnákh
Treebeard: "PWNT!"
Pippin: "OMG"
Treebeard: "OMG, A/S/L."
Merry: "WTF?"
Treebeard: "U r teh orks"
Merry: "Sif"
**Smoke is seen to the south
Treebeard: "It r clan {S}. They R pwn."
Merry: "WTF is clan {S}?"
Treebeard: "Saruman@isengard.com"
Merry: "o.0"
**The hobbits can see a the armies of Isengard
Merry: "O. M. G."
Pippin: "Pfft, China inf is for noobs."
Merry: "N00b Zergling rush!!! o.0"
Treebeard: "Sif... got Entmoot, bbiab."
Merry: "Wtf is an Entmoot?"
Treebeard: "It R a LAN."
**Later, while the Ents are meeting
Treebeard: "Well, no war!."
Pippin: ">.< "
Merry: "o.0 SIf"
Treebeard: "Soz"
Merry: "Take us south."
Treebeard: "kk"
**Treebeard sees the desolation wrought by Saruman's armies on Fangorn Forest
Treebeard: "O... M... G..."
Treebeard: "FFS TARD MOFO >.< "
**Treebeard summons the other Ents
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
{S}Ork: "WTF1"
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Saruman: "OMG, I aven't finished my base defense yet! >.<"
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Ent [Treetrunk] {S}Ork
{S}Ork: "OMG! RUN AWAY!"
Ent: "PWN!"
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Ent [Stomps] {S}Ork
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Merry [Stones] {S}Ork
{S}Ork: "Ow, ffs"
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Ent [Stomps] {S}Ork
{S}Ork [Flames] Ent
Ent: "OMG OW!"
{S}Ork: "WOOOOT! ;P"
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
{S}Ork: "Aw!"
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
{S}Ork: "OMG BASECAMPER!"
{S}Ork: "FFS. >.<"
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Ent [Treetrunk] {S}Ork
**the Ents destroy the damn overlooking Isengard
{S}Ork is no more
{S}Ork is no more
{S}Ork is no more
{S}Ork is no more
{S}Ork is no more
{S}Ork is no more
Ent: "Woot!"
Saruman: "OMG. GG."
[Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are in Fangorn Forest]
Legoals: "Teh White Wizard!"
Aragorn: "Ph34r!"
The White Wizard: "LOL, noobs."
Aragorn: "Wtf."
The White Wizard: "You want teh hobbits?"
Aragorn: "Where are they?"
The White Wizard: "LOL. They met teh pwnerer."
Aragorn: "Who are joo?"
**The white light fades, revealing Gandalf
Aragorn: "WTFOMGBSHAX!"
Gandalf: "Teh balrog was noob. He got pwned. I can dance all day, I can dance all day!"
Gandalf: "Boom! HEADSHOT!"
Gandalf: "I R GANDALF TEH GREY!"
Gandalf: "I R GANDALF TEH WHITE!"
Gimli: "FFS, make up your mind! ><"
[Eowyn is farewelling Theodred. Grima is there]
Eowyn: *tear
**Grima puts a hand on Eowyn's shoulder
Grima: "Sifn't deal with his pwnage, now that Eomer is banned"
Eowyn: "FFS tard, FOAD"
[Gandalf, Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas arrive in Edoras]
Gandalf: "There are tards here."
Gimli: "I'll TK all of them!"
[The four of them enter the Hall of Edoras]
Grima: "OMG, it's Gandalf. He is a tard!"
Gandalf: "Theoden, U R Tard."
Grima: [whispers] "Sif Gandalf"
Theoden: "FFS Gandalf, FU!"
Grima = [Admin] Grima
Grima: "Joo will be pwned!"
Gandalf: "LOL"
Grima is being kicked from the server. Reason: Using banned name "[Admin]"
Gandalf: "LOLOLOL"
Gimli: "Hah!"
Theoden/Saruman: "Joo have no hax here, Gandalf!"
Gandalf: "SIF!"
**Gandalf strikes Theoden in the head with his staff, driving Saruman's control from him.
Eowyn: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "LOL, Sifn't hax!"
[Theoden, Gandalf, Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are in the Hall of Edoras]
Theoden: "Sif war. We would be pwned"
Gandalf: "Eomer is hax!"
Theoden: "We go to Helm's Deep, foo!"
Gandalf: "Sigh"
Aragorn: "WTF?"
Gandalf: "I'm off! I'll bring teh hax."
Gandalf has disconnected
Gandalf has left the server
[Grima and Saruman are in Orthanc]
Grima: "Theoden=tard. He'll go to Helm's Deep!"
Saruman: "o.0. Send teh warg-riders. They be pwn!"
Warg Riders: "Leet!"
[The Warg Riders attack the Rohirrim heading to Helm's Deep]
Warg Rider: "Argh!"
Hama: "OMFG!"
Warg Rider [Wargs] Hama
Gamling: "PWNT!"
Warg: "Grrrr!"
Gamling: "Nice doggie."
Warg [Wargs] Gamling
Gamling: FFS, lag
Warning, Connection problems detected
Gamling has disconnected from the server
Legolas [Arrow] Warg
Legolas [Knife] {S}Ork
Legolas: "Enemy Scout Spotted!"
Theoden: "FFS, teams! >< "
Legolas [Arrow] {S}Ork
Legolas [Arrow] {S}Ork
Legolas [Arrow] {S}Ork
Legolas: "LOLOLOL Tards!"
{S}Ork: "FFS, that hacker!"
Gimli: "I bring u pwn!"
Legolas [Arrow] {S}Ork
Gimli: "OMFG, kill theif!"
Gimili [Axe] Warg
**The Warg falls ontop of Gimli
Gimli: "FFS. BG"
**An Ork creeps over the corpse of the Warg.
Gimli [Judo chop] {S}Ork
**The Ork collapses on the warg.
Gimli: "Ouph!"
Rohirrim [Broadsword] {S}Ork
Rohirrim [Broadsword] {S}Ork
{S}Ork [Curved knife] Rohirrim
{S}Ork [Warg] Rohirrim
Theoden [Broadsword] Warg
Theoden: "Woot!"
{S}Ork [Warg] Rohirrim
Theoden [Broadsword] {S}Ork
Theoden: "LOLOLOL!"
{S}Ork: "FFS, hax!"
{S}Ork: "Turn it off!"
{S}Ork [Warg] Rohirrim
Theoden [Broadsword] {S}Ork
Theoden: "PWNED JOO!"
Aragorn: "LOL prepare to b pwnt!"
Sharku: "Sif, tard"
Sharku: "STFU and die!"
**Aragorn finds that his wrist is caught in the saddle straps of the Warg's saddles as it charges towards a cliff.
Aragorn [Stabs] Sharku
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
Warg has disconnected from the server
Legolas: "LOLOLOL, Pwned!"
Legolas: "Aragorn? FFS tard!"
Gimli: "Aragorn?"
Sharku: "LOLOLOLOLOLOL *cough"
Legolas: "WTF?! Sif live tard!"
Sharku: "He's dead!"
Legolas: "WTFBSHAX!"
Sharku is no more
Sharku has disconnected from the server
[At Isengard, Grima and Saruman are discussing the attack on Helm's Deep]
Saruman: "U can get hax for anything!"
Grima: "Wtf?"
Saruman: "I R leet. I've got teh wallhax for Helm's Deep!"
Grima: "Cool1"
**The armies of Uruk-Hai are arrayed out before Isendgard.
Saruman: "Leet hax0rs, go and pwn!"
Uruk-hai: "WOOT!"
[Aragorn has visions of Arwen, Elrond shows Arwen visions of he future, and Elrond and Galadriel discourse at length that the time for the Elves to leave is at hand]
Audience: *yawn.
[Aragorn is returning to Helm's Deep on the back of Brego. He sees the massive army of Isengard marching]
Aragorn: "OMFG. Teams! FFS!"
[Aragorn returns to Isengard]
Gimli: "HAX! LOLOOLOLOL"
Legolas: "WTF!"
**Legolas returns the Evenstar to Aragorn
Eowyn: *tear
Aragorn: "Sif safe. 10K {S} coming this way!"
Theoden: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "Teams!"
Theoden: "exec rohirrimhax.exe"
[Later, as Aragorn is preparing for the battle. Legolas and Gimli are there]
**A horn is sounded in the distance
Legolas: "Wtf?"
Legolas: "That is no {S} horn!"
Haldir: "Got Elf-hax?! "
Legolas: "Woot!"
[The Isengard Uruk-Hai array themselves before the walls of Isengard]
Uruk-Hai: "PWNAGE TIME!"
Gimli: "Sif! I can't see!"
Legolas: "LOLO. Shortarse!"
Aragorn: "exec arrowhax_v_1_2.exe"
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "Did they hit anything?"
Rohirrim [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
**The Uruk-Hai keep coming, and start raising ladders against the deeping wall.
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "LOLOLOL! TWO!"
Legolas: "Seventeen! Foo lol!"
Gimli: "OMFG"
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas: "LOLOLOL!"
Uruk-Hai: "AIMBOT!"
Uruk-Hai: "Sif! I was behind cover!"
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "17!"
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "18!"
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "19!"
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "20! LOLOOL"
[The Uruk-Hai are stacking Saruman's devices into the culvert at the foot of the deeping wall. An Uruk-Hai comes running in carrying a specialised torch.]
Aragorn: "WTF is that?"
Gimli: "I can't see!"
Aragorn: "Kill teh tard!"
Legolas: "KK!"
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
**The Uruk-Hai stumbles the last few steps but manages to pitch himself into the culvert with the torch.
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Rohirrim
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Rohirrim
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Elf
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Rohirrim
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Elf
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Rohirrim
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Elf
Uruk-hai has killed a teammate
Uruk-Hai is no more
Uruk-Hai is no more
Uruk-Hai is no more
Theoden: "OMG! WALLHAX!"
Rohirrim: "Turn it off!"
Rohirrim: "Hackers!"
Uruk-Hai: "LOLOOLOLOL!"
**The Uruk-Hai start pouring through the breach in the wall
Gimli: "OMFG! TEAMS FFS!"
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Aragorn: "CHARGE!"
Elf [Sword] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Sword] Uruk-Hai
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Sword] Uruk-Hai
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
Elf: "OMG! TEAMS"
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
ELF: "FFS!"
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
Legolas: "OMG"
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Shield to the throat] Uruk-Hai
Uruk-Hai: "OMG BS!"
Aragorn: "Teams! FFS! FALL BACK!"
Uruk-Hai [Blunt vicious sword] Haldir
Uruk-Hai [Blunt vicious sword] Haldir
Haldir: "OMG. OW!"
Aragorn: "WTF BS HAX!"
Aragorn [Broadswoard] Uruk-Hai
Theoden: "Brace teh doorz0s!"
[The Rohirrim, Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli are inside the keep]
Theoden: "OMG, we're pwnt!"
Aragorn: "Sif!"
**Theoden leads the charge out of the gates of Helm's Deep
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Uruk-Hai: "W. T. F?"
Uruk-Hai: "O M G!"
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim: "LEET!"
**To the East there is a rider on a white horse
Aragorn: "OMG! Gandalf!"
Gandalf: "FFS, teams!"
Eomer: "LOL sif!"
**The Rohirrim charge down on the Uruk-Hai on their flanks and front
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Uruk-Hai: "OMFG hax!"
Uruk-Hai: "!Changemap"
Theoden: "LOL, Rohirrim=teh winn0r!"
[Frodo and Sam are sleeping on the rocky ground]
Frodo: "Gandalfz0r!"
Sam: "WTF?"
Frodo: "..."
Sam: "STFU and sleep, foo!"
**Frodo and Sam head towards Mordor across rocky and inhospitible ground
Frodo: "OMG..."
Sam: "It's teh hax, isn't it?"
Frodo: "Chewing through teh processes. "
Sam: "Foo."
**That night, while Sam and Frodo sleep Gollum creeps up on them.
Gollum: "Sssif theives. Preciousss isss MY hax0rsss. We hatesss teh hobbitssses for leeching teh preciousss."
**As Gollum reaches out for the ring, Sam and Frodo jump up and grab him.
Gollum: "ARGH! FFS!"
Sam: "LOL, STFU!"
Gollum: "Sif, fatty!"
Frodo: "STFU Gollum"
[Later, after Emyn Muil and entering the Dead Marshes]
Frodo: "So... a/s/l?"
Gollum: "WTF?"
Frodo: "U r teh Smeagol"
Gollum: "OMG... smeagol... ... hax"
**A Nazgul flies overhead
Gollum: "OMG HIDE!"
Frodo: "wtf... lag!"
Gollum: "HIDE!"
Frodo: "OMG, LAGGING HARD!"
Sam: "HAX! Look at his ping!"
Gollum: "OMG"
[Later, Frodo, Sam and Gollum are overlooking the Black Gate]
Gollum: "Teh gate!"
Sam: "LOL, Sif get through that!"
Frodo: "FFS"
**The gate starts to open
Sam: "OMG, let's go!"
**A rock is dislodged and sent tumbling down the slope.
Frodo: "OMG, U R TARD!"
**Frodo throws his elven cloak over himself and Sam
Frodo: "LEET! Elvish invisibility hax!"
[Later on, Gollum is catching fish in a steam]
Sam: "OMG, fish hax!"
Gollum: "I R TEH LEET FISH0R!"
[Later that night]
Gollum: "Teh hax is mine!"
Smeagol: "No! It R teh masters!"
Gollum: "Sif tard! IT R MINE!"
Smeagol: "But Master is my friend!"
Gollum: "Sif Friends!"
Smeagol: "STFU!"
Gollum: "FOAD... u have no friends tard!"
Smeagol: "STFU STFU STFU!"
Gollum: "Cheat!"
**Smeagol is shaking his head
Gollum: "HAX0R!"
Smeagol: "STFU. Not listening!"
Gollum: "CAMPER!"
Smeagol: "Go away!"
Gollum: "Go away? LOLOOLOL, tard"
Smeagol: "U r teh hax0r "
Gollum: "U R leet cos of me!"
Smeagol: "SIF!"
Gollum: "WTF?"
Smeagol: "U R teh hax. Sif need joo!"
Gollum: "WTF?"
Smeagol: "FOAD foo!"
Gollum: "...sif!"
Smeagol has logged in as admin
Gollum is kicked from the server
Smeagol: "Wooot! "
[The next day]
Sam: "Po-tat-toes"
Gollum: "WTF?"
[Sam and Frodo see the Oliphaunts]
Sam: "OMG, teh oliphaunts!"
**Suddenly, pandemonium breaks out as the Oliphaunts come under attack
Frodo: "WTF?"
Sam: "OMG"
Farimir: "Wtf are you?"
[Frodo and Sam are taken to Henneth Annûn by Faramir and his men]
Faramir: "U r teh spiez0rz."
Sam: "Sif spies!"
Faramir: "Then who are joo, foo?!"
Frodo: "..."
Faramir: "FFS"
**Frodo tells Faramir about how they set out from Rivendell
Faramir: "U shared teh hax with Boromir?"
Frodo: "Sif.."
Faramir: "Boromir is dead"
Frodo: "WTF? How?"
Faramir: "Spawn campers ><"
[Mordor attacks Osgiliath]
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
Soldier's of Gondor: "OMFG! HAX!"
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
Soldier of Gondor: "STOP CAMPING FFS!"
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
Soldier of Gondor: "Stay out of teh main!"
Farmir: "WTF?!"
Frodo: "Sif, I'm outta here!"
Faramir: "STFU!"
Sam: "OH FFS!"
Faramir: "KK!"
[The hobbits travel through the woods following Gollum outside of Osgiliath]
Gollum: "FFS... tard hobbits!"
Smeagol: "WTF... u haxing me again?"
Gollum: "Sif hobbits. Shelob!"
Smeagol: "WOOT!"
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First of all, who cares? Goodbye! Don't let the door hit you in the ass when you leave!
Secondly, you will still buy this. Stop fishing for attention you lonely little troll.
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Rodier
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Posted - 25/04/2005 : 00:57:46
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| kdo nerozumi >> http://www.urbandictionary.com/ |
First of all, who cares? Goodbye! Don't let the door hit you in the ass when you leave!
Secondly, you will still buy this. Stop fishing for attention you lonely little troll.
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Dark Doomer
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Isac
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2433 Posts |
Posted - 25/04/2005 : 08:45:12
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quote:
Originally posted by Dark Doomer
Tard.
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Cawyr
New Member
217 Posts |
Posted - 25/04/2005 : 10:34:53
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quote:
Gandalf: "I can dance all day, I can dance all day!"
Gandalf: "Boom! HEADSHOT!"
koukam Gandalf ujizdi na purepwnage.com -) |
Never argue with idiots. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Le Mon, elite soldat |
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Sagger
Ci-ua-ua
925 Posts |
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Octopuss
rumový kanál
2749 Posts |
Posted - 25/04/2005 : 13:09:05
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| ja si myslim ze celej thread je spis navrat idiota |
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Tragedy
Moderator
2637 Posts |
Posted - 25/04/2005 : 14:56:09
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| Proc? Vyjimecne docela vtipnej thread... |
Tragedy
"Killing is my business...
...and business is good!" |
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Isac
Moderator
2433 Posts |
Posted - 25/04/2005 : 15:54:45
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quote:
Originally posted by Tragedy
Proc? Vyjimecne docela vtipnej thread...
ASI narážka na autora  |
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Kolik
Junior Member
717 Posts |
Posted - 28/04/2005 : 23:47:02
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hlavně je to starý  |
Moria - Kermel Lar
Dp - Kdysi
Anthoria - Neběhá
OSI - GL,DF - Šmytec už dlouho (DarkDoomer si zamění I/Y podle nálady) |
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Artuhr
Junior Member
706 Posts |
Posted - 29/04/2005 : 08:47:29
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presneji 24 stranka topiku Neco pro zasmani  |
Tady si nepotrebuju honit svoje Ego.
Zde muze byt i vase reklama. |
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Tartaros
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Rodier
Moderator
4328 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 00:49:11
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.. a nejen to. dokonce uz i vim kde bydlis a jak dlouhyho mas pindourka.
Tragedy > protoze chlapeckove co musej nonstop rejpat jeste existuji ;] |
First of all, who cares? Goodbye! Don't let the door hit you in the ass when you leave!
Secondly, you will still buy this. Stop fishing for attention you lonely little troll.
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