To vazne existuje nekdo, kdo tohle jeste nevidel? Vzdyt to koluje uz asi 10 let :).
nekteri z nas chodili pred 10 lety na prvni stupen :)
Nekteri z nas pred deseti lety nemeli emailovou adresu!
AO: Pan Shade Tojejedno + PvP nub - retarded (tm)by NerfTý Mittra VG: Jsem takova mala pisnicka - retarded s potencialem EQ2: Tojeonde - Pivipi - retarded Rift: Tojejedno - nejakej FOTM class, takze klerik asi:/ - retarded FF XIV: Toje Tojejedno - a opet retarded, hrozna hra TESO - tojejedno - sorcka - Sem se vratil z dovolene a prej uz se to nehraje
Kua ja si normalne nevzpomenu na jmeno DOS klienta mailu co byl driv... Na co si vzpominam je az paegasus mail... ale to uz byl ubah oknovskej mail...s krasnym konikem :) pod 3.11kama tusim
Kua ja si normalne nevzpomenu na jmeno DOS klienta mailu co byl driv... Na co si vzpominam je az paegasus mail... ale to uz byl ubah oknovskej mail...s krasnym konikem :) pod 3.11kama tusim
Kua ja si normalne nevzpomenu na jmeno DOS klienta mailu co byl driv... Na co si vzpominam je az paegasus mail... ale to uz byl ubah oknovskej mail...s krasnym konikem :) pod 3.11kama tusim
pozor paegasus mail byl i pod dosem a peknej, turbo visionovskej :)
Kua ja si normalne nevzpomenu na jmeno DOS klienta mailu co byl driv... Na co si vzpominam je az paegasus mail... ale to uz byl ubah oknovskej mail...s krasnym konikem :) pod 3.11kama tusim
pozor paegasus mail byl i pod dosem a peknej, turbo visionovskej :)
Nj ale ten s tim konikem, myslim jak se zobrazil pri nacitani jen konik a pak naskocil klient, byl az na woknech... :)a bylo to ubah! Netscape v widlich... chjo, to byly casy... Na felu jsme tahli sproste obrazky a seznam byl v plenkach :)
Kua ja si normalne nevzpomenu na jmeno DOS klienta mailu co byl driv... Na co si vzpominam je az paegasus mail... ale to uz byl ubah oknovskej mail...s krasnym konikem :) pod 3.11kama tusim
pozor paegasus mail byl i pod dosem a peknej, turbo visionovskej :)
Nj ale ten s tim konikem, myslim jak se zobrazil pri nacitani jen konik a pak naskocil klient, byl az na woknech... :)a bylo to ubah! Netscape v widlich... chjo, to byly casy... Na felu jsme tahli sproste obrazky a seznam byl v plenkach :)
tam meli taky konika pri startu, zlutej konik na modrym pozadi slozenej z ASCII Artu :)
To je realita Doktore! Ikonka s IE popsaná Porn ruluje!
někdo: "Windows je snad jediná věc na světě která se vypíná tlačítkem Start"
o¤°`°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°`°¤o Fixeři neumíraj, utíkaj do gridu nebo do gardenu o¤°`°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°`°¤o AO: Chcipaczek 220/20/66, Manatar 216/17/53 *** EVE Online: Manatar76
Přijede Franta z Ostravy s manželkou nakupovat do Prahy a ta ho v tom supermarketu ukecá,aby jí koupil novou ledničku. "Tož mi kurva jednu tu kalexku fofrem zabalte, bo mi ujede vlak pičo!" povídá Franta u pultu. "Vy jste z Ostravy, že?" ptá se prodavač. "Jak stě to poznal?" "No, podle té piče." Francek se otočí na ženu a povídá: "Vidíš, stará, já sem ti to povidal, zustaň doma, bo kurva zrobiš ňaku ostudu!"
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To mě dostalo.
Philty - main, engie Philtyshadow - KIIIIIILLLL! (kdyby v AO nebyl engi, tak bych hrál tohle...) Philtrader - alt, tradergimpy (posedí si na 150 než ho někdo vystřídá) Necrophilty - Gor-Gor the exterminator 100 alt (jednou, možná 150, dál nee) Philtysaurus - 150 alt, enf mam ho rád celkem Philtynurse - doc, wannabe 220 mighty healer Philslayeria - 60 alt, agent , no a apak ještě další hejnko low altů sakra..
Manzelsky par sa rozhodne na chvilu uniknut tuhej zime a stravit tyzden na juhu pri mori. Z pracovnych dovodov sa stane, ze manzelka moze odletiet az o den neskor. Manzel odleti podla planu. Po prichode sa ubytuje v hotelovej izbe, vytiahne svoj laptop a ihned posiela mail svojej manzelke. Pritrafi sa mu vsak hlupa chyba a pri zadavani e-mailovej adresy vynecha jedno pismeno a mail sa tak dostane do e-mailovej schranky istej vdovy, ktora prave odprevadila svojho muza do hrobu. Vdova si prave prezera v pocitaci postu, ci jej neprisli nejake sustrastne vyjadrenia od priatelov alebo znamych.....
Vo chvili, ked jej syn vstupi do izby, zena uz lezi v bezvedomi na zemi. Zrak mu padne na monitor pocitaca, kde cita:
----------------------------------------------------------- Najdrahsia, prave som v poriadku dosiel. Uz som sa tu celkom zabyval a vidim, ze je vsetko pripravene na Tvoj zajtrajsi prichod. Zelam Ti stastnu cestu a cakam Ta. Lubim Ta, Tvoj manzel P.S. Tu dole je certovsky horuco!!!!
AO: Pan Shade Tojejedno + PvP nub - retarded (tm)by NerfTý Mittra VG: Jsem takova mala pisnicka - retarded s potencialem EQ2: Tojeonde - Pivipi - retarded Rift: Tojejedno - nejakej FOTM class, takze klerik asi:/ - retarded FF XIV: Toje Tojejedno - a opet retarded, hrozna hra TESO - tojejedno - sorcka - Sem se vratil z dovolene a prej uz se to nehraje
AO: Pan Shade Tojejedno + PvP nub - retarded (tm)by NerfTý Mittra VG: Jsem takova mala pisnicka - retarded s potencialem EQ2: Tojeonde - Pivipi - retarded Rift: Tojejedno - nejakej FOTM class, takze klerik asi:/ - retarded FF XIV: Toje Tojejedno - a opet retarded, hrozna hra TESO - tojejedno - sorcka - Sem se vratil z dovolene a prej uz se to nehraje
Subject: 11 nejdůležitějších kurev v dějinách lidstva
* Kdy uz, kurva, konecne prestane prset? (Noe, 4314 pred Kristem) * Kurva, neslapte mi tady v tech kruzích, volové ! (Pythagoras, 126 pred Kristem) * Kurva, to je ale vedro ! (Jana z Arku, 1431) * Kdy uz tam kurva konecne dorazíme? (Krystof Kolumbus, 1492) * Kurva, jak si ty flandáci vlastne myslej, ze mám ten strop namalovat? (Michelangelo, 1566) * Co sis to kurva vzala, Julie? (Romeo Montecchio, 1595) * A stejne se, kurva, tocí! (Galileo Galilei, 1633) * Jak je to kurva mozné, ze to nikdo nechápe? (Albert Einstein, 1938) * Pojd, Moniko! Kurva, vzdyt se to nikdo nedozví ! (Bill Clinton, 1997) * Která kurva namazala ty liány vazelínou? (Poslední slova Tarzanova, o presném datu tohoto výroku se vedci dosud přou) * Topolánek má novou zenu, prece nebudu kurva pozadu ! (Jirí Paroubek, 2007)
o¤°`°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°`°¤o Fixeři neumíraj, utíkaj do gridu nebo do gardenu o¤°`°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°`°¤o AO: Chcipaczek 220/20/66, Manatar 216/17/53 *** EVE Online: Manatar76
To [Rossi46]: u gang me for the 3 times at spawn [Rossi46]: yea [Rossi46]: and will be more if u control your worlds To [Rossi46]: 4x [Rossi46]: yea [Rossi46]: is exploit that ? To [Rossi46]: yes i mean yes [Rossi46]: how To [Rossi46]: try petition and we will see [Rossi46]: ok go ahead [Rossi46]: :)) To [Rossi46]: Your petition is classified as Harassment. [Rossi46]: for ? To [Rossi46]: for gang spawn To [Rossi46]: To [Rossi46]: u gang me for the 3 times at spawn [Rossi46]: yea [Rossi46]: and will be more if u control your worlds To [Rossi46]: 4x [Rossi46]: yea [Rossi46]: is exploit that ? To [Rossi46]: yes i mean yes [Rossi46]: i dont care man [Rossi46]: dont come pvp if u dont like die!!! [Rossi46]: :) To [Rossi46]: no rossi To [Rossi46]: i can dies it is not trouble and u are really better pvp then me, but u cannot kill the spawners [Rossi46]: how no ? [Rossi46]: were is that rule [Rossi46]: u make the rule here ? To [Rossi46]: we will see [Rossi46]: ok [Rossi46]: tell to be fast with peticion To [Rossi46]: maybe u really can [Rossi46]: can what To [Rossi46]: gang spawn maybe yes, maybe not To [Rossi46]: 5times [Rossi46]: right [Rossi46]: and will be more [Rossi46]: how many in front ? To [Rossi46]: [Pet]: There are 0 petitions in front of you in the queue. For faster help ensure that your petition is properly classified via /petition classes. To [Rossi46]: few peeps send it too To [Rossi46]: which u gang at spawn [Rossi46]: ok [Rossi46]: how you doing with Peticion ? To [Rossi46]: harashment, why? To [Rossi46]: omg now i talk mt shftr [Rossi46]: just wander to know if i can kill more at spawn
tak tady jsem uz mel pro nej odpoved od GM...
To [Rossi46]: k m8, u can gang again and again [Rossi46]: ty To [Rossi46]: gm said it is normal gang... [Rossi46]: so talk nicely if u dont want more gang bang To [Rossi46]: be send it to mail To [Rossi46]: no m8 [Rossi46]: i know that answer To [Rossi46]: u do it still [Rossi46]: isnt first time when im acused to do that To [Rossi46]: do u know how many buffs mp must do? [Rossi46]: nop To [Rossi46]: 25 [Rossi46]: 25 sec? To [Rossi46]: 25 buffs [Rossi46]: ahh To [Rossi46]: it is really not 25second with bad recharge To [Rossi46]: is different if i meet u out of buffroom spawn and at buffspawn
A co na to gm?
To [Saires]: hello saires To [Saires]: i got a trouble at BS with Rossi46 To [Saires]: would be send copy of tells [Saires]: sure To [Saires]: To [Rossi46]: u gang me for the 3 times at spawn [Rossi46]: yea [Rossi46]: and will be more if u control your worlds To [Rossi46]: 4x [Rossi46]: yea [Rossi46]: is exploit that ? To [Rossi46]: yes i mean yes [Rossi46]: how To [Rossi46]: try petition and we will see [Rossi46]: ok go ahead [Rossi46]: :)) To [Rossi46]: Your petition is classified as Harassment. [Rossi46]: for ? To [Rossi46]: for gang spawn To [Rossi46]: To [Rossi46]: u gang me for the 3 times at spawn [Rossi46]: yea [Rossi46]: and will be more if u control your worlds To [Rossi46]: 4x [Rossi46]: yea [Rossi46]: is exploit that ? To [Rossi46]: yes i mean yes [Rossi46]: i dont care man [Rossi46]: dont come pvp if u dont like die!!! [Rossi46]: :) To [Saires]: To [Rossi46]: no rossi To [Rossi46]: i can dies it is not trouble and u are really better pvp then me, but u cannot kill the spawners [Rossi46]: how no ? [Rossi46]: were is that rule [Rossi46]: u make the rule here ? To [Rossi46]: we will see [Rossi46]: ok [Rossi46]: tell to be fast with peticion To [Rossi46]: maybe u really can [Rossi46]: can what To [Rossi46]: gang spawn maybe yes, maybe not To [Rossi46]: 5times [Rossi46]: right [Rossi46]: and will be more [Rossi46]: how many in front ? To [Rossi46]: [Pet]: There are 0 petitions in front of you in the queue. For faster help ensure that your petition is properly classified via /petition classes. To [Saires]: it is all... so what i say? It is very stressful when he stay at spawn and kill the spawn /unbuffed guys To [Saires]: for me MP is really too lil save time 25s for buffing... i need buff 25 buffs [Saires]: so you're saying that they were camping spawn? To [Saires]: he still run around and kill me... he kill me for the 5 times at spawn... i know he is better then me and i am happy when kill him onetimes form 3 fights, but he cannot kill the spawn guys To [Saires]: yes and gang me still and still... it is really not game but it is really stressful [Saires]: so you're saying he would camp spawn, and when you would load into spawn he'd kill you. To [Saires]: yes [Saires]: alright, well the thing is its not against the rules to camp spawn [Saires]: so he didn't really do anything wrong To [Saires]: so do u want say me he can gang me still again and again at spwn without buffs? To [Saires]: so maybe better would be when save time be longest To [Saires]: sory for my english [Saires]: its alright. To [Saires]: more then 250k vp at me and never seen it before... To [Saires]: all try it, but go out and wait who move with buffs adn try kill him... but didnt kill unbuffed [Saires]: is he killing you in the Decon room? [Saires]: or once you spawn into the playfield To [Saires]: no in the decon To [Saires]: when decon drop u out [Saires]: just as soon as the decon drops you out he kills you in the playfield correct? To [Saires]: yes correct [Saires]: okay, well that isnt against the rules or anything of the sort. [Saires]: so its just kinda something you have to put up with for the time being. To [Saires]: [Rossi46]: how you doing with Peticion ? To [Rossi46]: harashment, why? To [Rossi46]: omg now i talk mt shftr [Rossi46]: just wander to know if i can kill more at spawn To [Saires]: omg To [Saires]: so do long time for save To [Saires]: this is not normal [Saires]: you can feel free to give us feedback for the devs regarding it. To [Saires]: k i do it... so... u say me it is not stressful this trouble... right? To [Saires]: u say me it is normal [Saires]: it is normal and intended yes. To [Saires]: k ty be send it at mail with this copy [Saires]: for a player to camp spawn outside yes. [Saires]: kk To [Saires]: ty a lot for help [Saires]: Is there anything else I can assist you with today? [Saires]: np To [Saires]: no ty [Saires]: Alright, take care :) and happy holidays.
No proste me to nasralo :) takze poslu mailika at protahnou ten cas a uvidime...
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[To LookingForFellowship] '34 minstrel looking for fun for next 2 hours' [LookingForFellowship] Khazard: 'are you female?' [LookingForFellowship] Khazard: 'as i a up for sexy fun' [LookingForFellowship] Aethwin: 'what are you gonna do with her if she is?' [LookingForFellowship] Claz: 'tickle her pixels ?'
Skoro hodinu hledam moba na pen quest...nespawnoval, nikde nebyl. Napsal jsem petici a cekal....Za dve hodiny se mi ozvalo ark, obehl to a rekl, ze mob je kousek od nas, at si ho najdu...a pak prislo jejich oblibene: Rostek: Do you have any other questions for me today? Tak jsem se zeptal..... Neznam: yes Neznam: why my possition in q has been 6,7,6,5,7,8,9,8,7,6,5,4,3? Im waiting very long time. Im angry! Rostek: I know it's frustrating to watch your petition get bounced around. I've been going though these petitions as quickly as I could, and am doing my best to help clear out the queue. Neznam: i was 6, trying pet status and 7...8,9...wtf? Rostek: Petitions are classified according to their status, and occasionally that can cause your petition to change it's status in the queue. Fortunatly I was able to clear out those other petitions quickly and get to you as soon as I could. Neznam: hm so its all thnx for "quick" help and cya Rostek: we do the best we can. Perhaps if you're interested in helping to improve the response time on answering petitions you'd be interested in joining ARK? Neznam: no ty
Dostal trojku za vyrizeni petice a jednicku za cekani....ale....nejoineme hromadne ARK?
Skoro hodinu hledam moba na pen quest...nespawnoval, nikde nebyl. Napsal jsem petici a cekal....Za dve hodiny se mi ozvalo ark, obehl to a rekl, ze mob je kousek od nas, at si ho najdu...a pak prislo jejich oblibene: Rostek: Do you have any other questions for me today? Tak jsem se zeptal..... Neznam: yes Neznam: why my possition in q has been 6,7,6,5,7,8,9,8,7,6,5,4,3? Im waiting very long time. Im angry! Rostek: I know it's frustrating to watch your petition get bounced around. I've been going though these petitions as quickly as I could, and am doing my best to help clear out the queue. Neznam: i was 6, trying pet status and 7...8,9...wtf? Rostek: Petitions are classified according to their status, and occasionally that can cause your petition to change it's status in the queue. Fortunatly I was able to clear out those other petitions quickly and get to you as soon as I could. Neznam: hm so its all thnx for "quick" help and cya Rostek: we do the best we can. Perhaps if you're interested in helping to improve the response time on answering petitions you'd be interested in joining ARK? Neznam: no ty
Dostal trojku za vyrizeni petice a jednicku za cekani....ale....nejoineme hromadne ARK?
njn co se tyce petic ohledne ruznejch questu tak ty maj prioritu jednu z nejnizsich. minule sem cekal 2 hodiny na ark kdyz sem zdupal scheol quest (kterej mi nakonec ani nebyl schopnej pomoct a musel prijit gm = dalsi hodina ). plus si k tomu pricti ze tam sedi jen asi jeden ark...^^
quote:Originally posted by Ceko nejoineme hromadne ARK?
No vzhledem k tomu, ze budou koncit posledni kupony, a lidi uz si odvykli za AOcko platit...;-)
AO: Pan Shade Tojejedno + PvP nub - retarded (tm)by NerfTý Mittra VG: Jsem takova mala pisnicka - retarded s potencialem EQ2: Tojeonde - Pivipi - retarded Rift: Tojejedno - nejakej FOTM class, takze klerik asi:/ - retarded FF XIV: Toje Tojejedno - a opet retarded, hrozna hra TESO - tojejedno - sorcka - Sem se vratil z dovolene a prej uz se to nehraje
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