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Inkv
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Posted - 31/10/2004 :  20:23:21  Show Profile  Send Inkv an ICQ Message Send Inkv a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Bye dp 4eva' :P
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mechac
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Posted - 01/11/2004 :  00:12:35  Show Profile  Send mechac an ICQ Message Send mechac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sagger

50x a stále poprvé - Drew Barrymore (fakt bych ji nepoznal) a Adam Sandler


Nj, materstina.........:op

Mechac, The Druid Templar forever
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Nouvej - CS too old :op
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Inkv
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41 Posts

Posted - 01/11/2004 :  20:25:59  Show Profile  Send Inkv an ICQ Message Send Inkv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://nop.sk/hits.php?id=upload&id2=F&file=2668
Moznopoznate, aj tak haluz
a hra este :) http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=6170
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=6267

Bye dp 4eva' :P

Edited by - Inkv on 01/11/2004 20:54:15
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Colldor
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collrab

2165 Posts

Posted - 02/11/2004 :  15:34:58  Show Profile  Send Colldor an ICQ Message Send Colldor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ta reverse hra je uber, udelal sem lvl 18 normalne a s "podvodem" je to moc jednoduchy ;p

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Sagger
Ci-ua-ua

superior

925 Posts

Posted - 02/11/2004 :  16:16:20  Show Profile  Visit Sagger's Homepage  Send Sagger an ICQ Message Send Sagger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Colldor

Ta reverse hra je uber, udelal sem lvl 18 normalne a s "podvodem" je to moc jednoduchy ;p


Tj, akorat jsem se pak nemohl trefit na Next level

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Colldor
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collrab

2165 Posts

Posted - 02/11/2004 :  16:41:25  Show Profile  Send Colldor an ICQ Message Send Colldor a Private Message  Reply with Quote

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Artuhr
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706 Posts

Posted - 02/11/2004 :  18:08:01  Show Profile  Send Artuhr an ICQ Message Send Artuhr a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ZKouseli jste pak nekdo hrat treba Kvejka.Hraju normalne s prevracenou mysi,ted uz nehraju nijak:)

Tady si nepotrebuju honit svoje Ego.

Zde muze byt i vase reklama.
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sandman
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78 Posts

Posted - 02/11/2004 :  22:15:32  Show Profile  Visit sandman's Homepage  Send sandman an ICQ Message Send sandman a Private Message  Reply with Quote
[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"

Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "***!?"

[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire

**Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "***?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire

[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "***?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"

[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"

[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"

[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"

**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "***"
Frodo has left the server
**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "***... hax!"
**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "

[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"

**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses
the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"

[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "**sigh, noob"

[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"

[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"

[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"

**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a
chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
**The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!" Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then
skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its
head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by
a horde of orks
Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting
to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the
balrog
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "***?"
Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"
**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and
causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with
its whip, entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D'oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected

[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with
Galadriel
Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of
my own!1"

[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz
and pwnz0r them!"
uruk hai: "leet!"

[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and
confronts him
Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "STFU noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"

**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
**Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
**Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"

[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat.
Sam 'sees' him]
Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"
Sam: "Sif!"
Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!"

3Nd!!!!11

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SHIMI
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915 Posts

Posted - 02/11/2004 :  22:30:02  Show Profile  Visit SHIMI's Homepage  Send SHIMI an ICQ Message Send SHIMI a Private Message  Reply with Quote
lol

i got no time to lose mon, so i prefer having fun in real life ... comprehende ?
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Colldor
Gimp

collrab

2165 Posts

Posted - 03/11/2004 :  15:39:56  Show Profile  Send Colldor an ICQ Message Send Colldor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
to sem postoval ja asi 10 - 15 stranek dozadu ( mozna i vic presne nevim ) ... alespon sledujte co uz tady je, aby kazdej netapetoval topik stejnyma vecma :p

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Cawyr
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No_llamas_allowed

217 Posts

Posted - 03/11/2004 :  19:26:53  Show Profile  Send Cawyr an ICQ Message Send Cawyr a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ale je to fakt dobry, zase sem se tomu zasmal -)

Never argue with idiots. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Le Mon, elite soldat
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Colldor
Gimp

collrab

2165 Posts

Posted - 04/11/2004 :  09:40:19  Show Profile  Send Colldor an ICQ Message Send Colldor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cawyr

ale je to fakt dobry, zase sem se tomu zasmal -)



jj to jo hlavne:

Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"


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Atreus
bububu!

426 Posts

Posted - 04/11/2004 :  14:25:21  Show Profile  Send Atreus an ICQ Message Send Atreus a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://home.karneval.cz/00000621/flash/thellamasong.swf

s pozdravem snooperovi, pitbullovi a mnoha dalším -)

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
G.B. Shaw

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SHIMI
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915 Posts

Posted - 04/11/2004 :  15:18:16  Show Profile  Visit SHIMI's Homepage  Send SHIMI an ICQ Message Send SHIMI a Private Message  Reply with Quote
kolikrat to sem este budete postovat?

i got no time to lose mon, so i prefer having fun in real life ... comprehende ?
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Colldor
Gimp

collrab

2165 Posts

Posted - 04/11/2004 :  16:48:47  Show Profile  Send Colldor an ICQ Message Send Colldor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mistral !

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Edited by - Colldor on 04/11/2004 16:49:01
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Sagger
Ci-ua-ua

superior

925 Posts

Posted - 04/11/2004 :  17:02:09  Show Profile  Visit Sagger's Homepage  Send Sagger an ICQ Message Send Sagger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Colldor

Mistral !


1st Lokian Platoon, IHC
www.imperialhighcommand.com
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Seth
Senior Member

Gig

2564 Posts

Posted - 04/11/2004 :  18:31:09  Show Profile  Send Seth an ICQ Message Send Seth a Private Message  Reply with Quote
me se libilo tohle:


**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and
causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with
its whip, entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D'oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected

Seth
Forgotten

bo=protoze!

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Inkv
Starting Member

41 Posts

Posted - 04/11/2004 :  18:50:36  Show Profile  Send Inkv an ICQ Message Send Inkv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Atreus

http://home.karneval.cz/00000621/flash/thellamasong.swf

s pozdravem snooperovi, pitbullovi a mnoha dalším -)


Llama llama duck, co?

Bye dp 4eva' :P
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Inkv
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41 Posts

Posted - 06/11/2004 :  01:09:24  Show Profile  Send Inkv an ICQ Message Send Inkv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ty foe, tak aj uz u nas je Superstar.Prvy clenovia hviezdnej "roty" stoja za to. Hlavne chlapik, co tam zahra komplet Scooter-jigga jigga

Bye dp 4eva' :P
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Hosty
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1177 Posts

Posted - 06/11/2004 :  10:15:02  Show Profile  Visit Hosty's Homepage  Send Hosty an ICQ Message Send Hosty a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Colldor

Mistral !


lol

-Peace is a lie. There is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free-
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Seth
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Gig

2564 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2004 :  18:02:56  Show Profile  Send Seth an ICQ Message Send Seth a Private Message  Reply with Quote
by D-FENS about Ester Ladova:

Snímky jsem nenašel, resp. nehledal. Naštěstí moji kamarádi nelenili a poslali mi je mailem (asi pětkrát), takže jsem zjistil, že má mezi nohama tu samou komunikační přípojku, jako tam má Helena Zeťová nebo třeba Diana Kobzanová. Kdo by to čekal. Myslím si, že Nova neměla ten pořad rušit. Co je špatnýho na tom, že se do něj hlásí kurvy? Tato země je plná různých kurev, viz výše a níže, takže pokud někdo točí reality show, pak nutně musí obsadit taky kurvy.

Kromě toho, ta ženská se mi na těch fotkách nelíbila. Má prdel jak vrata do kamenolomu a její poprsí je ukázkou toho, že gravitace funguje i na prominentní dcerušky městských zastupitelů. Napadá mě, co asi píše kurva do kolonky „povolání“, když vyplňuje nějaký dotazník.




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Forgotten

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Colldor
Gimp

collrab

2165 Posts

Posted - 09/11/2004 :  15:22:21  Show Profile  Send Colldor an ICQ Message Send Colldor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner."This bike is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape.

"Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple. Just make sure that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In fact, since you're buying the bike I won't need my tube of Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the buyer a tube of Vaseline.

The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. He takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic (being a Harley fan).

That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his girlfriend's parents' house. It's the first time he's going to meet them and figures it will make a big impression. When the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her boyfriend's arm.

"Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

"No problem," he says. And in they go.

The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family room, another huge stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses his girlfriend. No one says a word. So he decides to reach over and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but still they keep quiet.

So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make love right on the dinner table. Still, no one says a word.

"Her Mom's kinda cute", he thinks. So he grabs his girlfriend's Mom and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. Again, total silence.

Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend realizes it's starting to rain. He figures he'd better take care of the motorcycle, so he pulls the Vaseline from his pocket.

Suddenly the father stands up and shouts: "All right, all right! I'll do the damn dishes."

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Nathalie
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108 Posts

Posted - 09/11/2004 :  15:32:31  Show Profile  Send Nathalie an ICQ Message Send Nathalie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ROFL vazelina

Nathalie iz back bitch, roll out the red carpet
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Mistral
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857 Posts

Posted - 09/11/2004 :  15:41:22  Show Profile Send Mistral a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Colldor

Mistral !



Kratší brácha...

Mistral (CoNT - sleeping member; laged and bored to death)
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Inkv
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41 Posts

Posted - 09/11/2004 :  15:47:34  Show Profile  Send Inkv an ICQ Message Send Inkv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mistral

quote:
Originally posted by Colldor

Mistral !



Kratší brácha...


Urcite hej

Bye dp 4eva' :P
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Sir.Thomik
věčný kritik

924 Posts

Posted - 09/11/2004 :  17:41:57  Show Profile  Send Sir.Thomik an ICQ Message Send Sir.Thomik a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mistral

quote:
Originally posted by Colldor

Mistral !



Kratší brácha...


Jako nic proti, ale tohle bych vazne nechtel. Mam dojem, ze naplnit toporici teliska tohodle monstra krvi zpusobi okamzite odkrveni zbytku tela a tim nasledne odumirani nejdrive mozkovych a pak i dalsich bunek. Co to znamena pro tebe?

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Inkv
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hoghar
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Posted - 09/11/2004 :  17:48:55  Show Profile  Send hoghar an ICQ Message Send hoghar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
No prej u mistnich domorodcu evoluce dospela k tomu, ze maji chapavej ocas.

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Mefisto
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Posted - 09/11/2004 :  20:16:54  Show Profile  Send Mefisto an ICQ Message Send Mefisto a Private Message  Reply with Quote
japonska verze queenu;)
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Mickk
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Posted - 09/11/2004 :  21:31:59  Show Profile  Send Mickk an ICQ Message Send Mickk a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Prijde takhle pani ke gynekologovi na pravidelnou prohlidku. Doktor ji prohledne, vse je v poradku a s pani se tedy louci. Ta se vsak porad nejak osiva a je evidentni, ze ma neco na srdci. Doktor na ni tedy trosku pritlaci, no a z pani vypadne, ze s manzelem zvazuji analni sex ale ona ma strach. Doktor ji uklidnuje, ze se jako o nic spateho nejedna, nicmene je nutno ucinit jista opatreni, opatrit si kvalitni lubrikant a pokud nechce otehotnet tak i ochranu.
- "Coze?! Pritom muzu i otehotnet??"
- "No jiste, jak si myslite, ze se rodi pravnici?"

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Johann
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Posted - 09/11/2004 :  22:59:18  Show Profile Send Johann a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mickk

Prijde takhle pani ke gynekologovi na pravidelnou prohlidku. Doktor ji prohledne, vse je v poradku a s pani se tedy louci. Ta se vsak porad nejak osiva a je evidentni, ze ma neco na srdci. Doktor na ni tedy trosku pritlaci, no a z pani vypadne, ze s manzelem zvazuji analni sex ale ona ma strach. Doktor ji uklidnuje, ze se jako o nic spateho nejedna, nicmene je nutno ucinit jista opatreni, opatrit si kvalitni lubrikant a pokud nechce otehotnet tak i ochranu.
- "Coze?! Pritom muzu i otehotnet??"
- "No jiste, jak si myslite, ze se rodi pravnici?"



No ...... !
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Schatus
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Posted - 09/11/2004 :  23:55:36  Show Profile  Visit Schatus's Homepage  Send Schatus an ICQ Message Send Schatus a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ten lubrikant husty no a kdyz sme u lubrikantu mam tu neco z domaci kuchyne =)

=> http://dvurlb.webz.cz/masakr.txt


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Stilgar
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  00:57:18  Show Profile  Send Stilgar an ICQ Message Send Stilgar a Private Message  Reply with Quote


nedelej **** na xchatu a radsi mi vysvetli usporadani na mnozine
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Sagger
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  08:24:03  Show Profile  Visit Sagger's Homepage  Send Sagger an ICQ Message Send Sagger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Schatus

Ten lubrikant husty no a kdyz sme u lubrikantu mam tu neco z domaci kuchyne =)

=> http://dvurlb.webz.cz/masakr.txt




lol

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Colldor
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  09:18:17  Show Profile  Send Colldor an ICQ Message Send Colldor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Schatus

Ten lubrikant husty no a kdyz sme u lubrikantu mam tu neco z domaci kuchyne =)

=> http://dvurlb.webz.cz/masakr.txt





to je jako moc

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Mistral
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  12:21:51  Show Profile Send Mistral a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sir.Thomik

quote:
Originally posted by Mistral

quote:
Originally posted by Colldor

Mistral !



Kratší brácha...


Jako nic proti, ale tohle bych vazne nechtel. Mam dojem, ze naplnit toporici teliska tohodle monstra krvi zpusobi okamzite odkrveni zbytku tela a tim nasledne odumirani nejdrive mozkovych a pak i dalsich bunek. Co to znamena pro tebe?



No mas pravdu. To mi vzdycky trochu poklesne hladina krve v organismu, takze se mi na vrcholu hlavy spatne dokrvujou vlasovy cibulky a nasledkem toho mi vypadavaj vlasy a roste pleš.

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Johann
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  13:41:00  Show Profile Send Johann a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Schatus

Ten lubrikant husty no a kdyz sme u lubrikantu mam tu neco z domaci kuchyne =)

=> http://dvurlb.webz.cz/masakr.txt




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Artuhr
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  15:45:40  Show Profile  Send Artuhr an ICQ Message Send Artuhr a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Schatus

Ten lubrikant husty no a kdyz sme u lubrikantu mam tu neco z domaci kuchyne =)

=> http://dvurlb.webz.cz/masakr.txt




Schate,kolikrat sem ti rikal,at nedavas na foru nase osobni rozhovory

Tady si nepotrebuju honit svoje Ego.

Zde muze byt i vase reklama.
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Inkv
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Posted - 10/11/2004 :  21:46:18  Show Profile  Send Inkv an ICQ Message Send Inkv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Schatus

Ten lubrikant husty no a kdyz sme u lubrikantu mam tu neco z domaci kuchyne =)

=> http://dvurlb.webz.cz/masakr.txt




Nevrav, ze si neodolal

Bye dp 4eva' :P
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pompo
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Posted - 11/11/2004 :  14:22:11  Show Profile  Send pompo an ICQ Message Send pompo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Je to za plotem a nejde to prehodit, co to je?
...
Záplotník nepřehoditelný

Co je to veletrh?
...
To je kdyz trhnete, roztrhnete si kalhoty, trenky aj prdel...

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Schatus
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Posted - 11/11/2004 :  15:08:50  Show Profile  Visit Schatus's Homepage  Send Schatus an ICQ Message Send Schatus a Private Message  Reply with Quote
No

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pompo
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Posted - 11/11/2004 :  16:19:30  Show Profile  Send pompo an ICQ Message Send pompo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Originally posted by Schatus

No

No tobe uz ju natrhl nekdo jiny ne?

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Schatus
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Posted - 11/11/2004 :  18:36:31  Show Profile  Visit Schatus's Homepage  Send Schatus an ICQ Message Send Schatus a Private Message  Reply with Quote
čéčé ty hýříš ftipem

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pompo
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Posted - 11/11/2004 :  20:12:09  Show Profile  Send pompo an ICQ Message Send pompo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Originally posted by Schatus

čéčé ty hýříš ftipem

Bohuzel to nebylo mysleno jako ftip...

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Schatus
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Posted - 11/11/2004 :  20:52:31  Show Profile  Visit Schatus's Homepage  Send Schatus an ICQ Message Send Schatus a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Tak ty me davas nejdriv si precti tu stranku nez budes mluvit vazne o trhani prdeli =)

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pompo
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Posted - 11/11/2004 :  21:06:39  Show Profile  Send pompo an ICQ Message Send pompo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Schatus

Tak ty me davas nejdriv si precti tu stranku nez budes mluvit vazne o trhani prdeli =)

Ja to cetl... Nechme toho, fakt nemam naladu se tu s tebou "popichovat."

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Schatus
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  01:54:39  Show Profile  Visit Schatus's Homepage  Send Schatus an ICQ Message Send Schatus a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Tak pan nema naladu? ja jen narazim na to ze ten tvuj post nejak nemel smysl

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pompo
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  07:22:48  Show Profile  Send pompo an ICQ Message Send pompo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Originally posted by Schatus

Tak pan nema naladu? ja jen narazim na to ze ten tvuj post nejak nemel smysl

Ale mel, podle tvych odpovedi si ho pochopil az moc dobre...

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Seth
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Posted - 13/11/2004 :  02:33:44  Show Profile  Send Seth an ICQ Message Send Seth a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Tartaros
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quote:
Originally posted by Seth

http://pes.eunet.cz/clanky/2004/03/36204_10_0_0.html

pouzity vyraz "jasavy blb", ale i jine indicie, napovidaji ze je to clanek prevzatej (ukradenej?) z d-fense, to jen tak fyi.

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